Brian Dane

He’s been routinely crashing out and deleting posts since last month’s Australia tour. This is at least incident #15

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Once you hit the 8% mark it really sets the ensemble off

Plenty of shameful comic shop/direct market practices over my years, but one of the shops I follow hawking multi-issue blind bags for Ultimate fucking Endgame in 5 emails this week is a top tier one. Utter lack of shame

Know that feeling, so very sorry for your loss

Deprived of getting a walk-off based loaded walk, absolute tragedy

The longer this game goes on, the stupider the crack that loses it will be. The Phillies already set a high fucking bar for stupid ways to bounce out the playoffs

Phillies getting bounced on a comical error is my early Xmas present

An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A! I ate a hamburger and said hooray! Maybe it will happen today! The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.

The Oscar Should Go to Bob Ferguson's 1991 Nissan Sentra SE-R 'One Battle After Another' as a car movie

today's newsletter: a consideration of the many wonderful cars in One Battle After Another, in particular Willa's 2005 Yaris, Sensei's T-Bird Super Coupe and Bob's boosted 1991 Nissan Sentra SE-R

YouTube video by Epitaph Records Pool Kids - "Not Too Late" (Full Album Stream)

Hard to top their s/t but mixing in a few more poppy hooks with the guitar nerd harmony runs makes this album shine

"'Cause I found the words I need to say
And I molded them like a potter's clay"

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Dude or his lackeys could commit to the bit and keep everything above board

What would be lost by torching the backstock? Ennis was damn solid and Remender was amusing, but that character ain’t a load-bearing pillar of Marvel or comics as a whole. “Solid” is a description of a bunch of Ennis work anyway, him and Dillon can lose a WFH series

YouTube video by asterilehate Thursday - This Side of Brightness

Take that guitar chord and string section combo and get fucked up

"All the good times that pass
All the friends we lose in a lifetime on our way"

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YouTube video by Foxing Foxing - Hell 99 (Official Music Video)

Like getting your face slammed with a concrete block

“1999
Stuck Until The End
Suffer Till The End
Masochistic Trend
Carson, MTV
Bizkit, NYE
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck”

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Kids literally only want one thing written on their bullets and it's fucking disgusting

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The GenZ mind cannot comprehend the I Dream of Jeannie/Bewitched Power Hour. An entire ½hr of Veteran & Submissive Magic Wife Who Leaves When Your Friends Show Up followed by Salaryman & Mischievous Magic Wife Whose Mother Never Leaves

These were The Two Lifestyles. And we used to masturbate to it

But hell, that’s a TX rep and he’ll probably be a fucking Pentecostal. Even harder sect to wipe there

Deleting the entire next national gathering of the southern Baptist convention would be a strong first step to spiritually healing the wider populace

One lesson avowed leftists can take from this - never skip range day

Brief reminder for R U OK Day

Stand-in picture for Charlie K grabbing his neck after getting clapped. Captioned “when yo neck hurt kinda”

Briefly considered doing a “this is all crisis actors” bit last night for the same reason

Did yesterday manifest this? Don't know, but doesn't hurt to dance on his tinyface grave and pray for more

Gun to my head, Defector is a prime tentpole website for the current internet

“We should ventilate them” slips out on the Teams meeting and I have to edit the transcript again

it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia

No youth in that room denied witnessing insanity. I lucked out many degrees comparatively in my household, but everything with Dobson, those churches, and that side of America is rooted in the darkest realm of evil, sin, and self-interest. We truly have to excise it wholesale with fire