@chrismixel.bsky.social
I like computers and people, in that order.
Joffery Epstein
09.11.2025 22:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A picture of an old man watching The Naked Gun (1988), while the younger man in front of of him is watching The Naked Gun (2025) quaid army
Sometimes you wake up from a nap to the plane to MOST amazing fucking picture taking opportunity of your LIFE.
And I nailed it!
Whoa, new episodes of Scrubs are coming in 4 months?!
09.11.2025 04:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is not an advertisement. This is an announcement that I am moving to Europe so I have access to this drink. It is the nectar of the GODS
05.11.2025 10:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Reminder that even if you see someone stealing food... you didn't see anyone stealing food. Don't be a snitch. There's gonna be a lot of people who need to steal food, and they don't need you being an asshole. 1 out of 8 american citizens are on food assistance.
31.10.2025 19:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
She should have had the producers look up the price of cherries really quick.
26.10.2025 20:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why are my organs so intense
26.10.2025 15:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does anyone know how to make sandwiches?
25.10.2025 04:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No need to grift people out of donations when both hands are stealing as fast as possible from every taxpayer equally
25.10.2025 04:00 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Congratulations to the World Series!
25.10.2025 03:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Aww that's cute, they think Trump gives a shit about them.
21.10.2025 18:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Uvalde... the same Uvalde police who played with their dicks while watching a guy murder a bunch of kids? Those Uvalde police??
20.10.2025 23:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What do you do for likes in the the real world?
19.10.2025 02:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe stop being a fucking nazi's gestapo then
19.10.2025 00:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
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6 years ago today, I met the original twister! (cmon babyyy)
16.10.2025 16:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ahh, a fellow shareholder, I see.
16.10.2025 13:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Go MAGA Go broke
14.10.2025 21:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have reason to believe I am going to be the first sentient AI.
14.10.2025 02:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Our Lady of Catholicism Catholic Church
10.10.2025 04:14 — 👍 61 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1My Man, Methodist Ministries
10.10.2025 13:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The only acceptable way, and only way I will respond to someone calling me Christopher is if they do it in Adriana's voice, from the Sopranos.
10.10.2025 13:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You've never heard of me, I'm pretty big, almost 200lbs
10.10.2025 03:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0!!!
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As someone who likes to joke around, comedies often hit a little too close to home
08.10.2025 00:35 — 👍 148 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0Democrats should be putting all their energy into doxxing and posting names and addresses of ICE agents.
05.10.2025 18:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We really missed out on True Blood being around in the 2020s and having an "OnlyFangs" storyline
05.10.2025 18:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
