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This gave me an idea to keep it half-mast until the day it happens, then raise it.

One of the greatest bollard walks in history.
#WorldBollardAssociation

"I've said 'I've said it before, and I'll say it again' before, but I'll say 'I've said it before, and I'll say it again' again."

-Harris Wittels

Can't believe it's been 11 years

You love to see it

So the child rapist is going to jail?

I've trained my AI to lie to me. I'm going down swinging.

Loving the Streisand effect going on with Talarico.

Is that a new Fortnite character?

Surprise me when I'm expecting it please.

I'm quitting stand-up comedy. I haven't done an open mic yet, but I've thrown up enough.

Did you know that the cast of That 70's Show were actually kids from the 90's.

Every few years a new woodpecker will come and try to scare me to death by banging it's beak on the metal of my chimney. 2026 just got taken care of.

If Pam Bondi had any decency, she would resign.

So rare to see the truth on Fox Entertainment.

Someone should create an AI that is able to create a better AI, why didn't anyone think of this til now?!

Am I the only person who remembers a TV show called "Wanda Does it"?
I feel like 1 episode ever aired.
The promo showed Wanda in a plane, then a shot of the plane flying and Wanda shouting "I'm doing it y'all!"

In the episode, she chickened out and didn't even fly in the plane.

I'm so glad Encore was around back in the 90s. Was the only premium channel we had, since it was $1 a month. Saw so many 60s 70s and 80s classics including Defending Your Life a million times.

I'd be like, did y'all see Joe (1970) this weekend too? crickets... err, I mean Joe Vs the Volcano

I'm not a betting man, but I'll bet you 10 bucks I become one.

I just found out you're supposed to swap out k cup pods.

Tonight he became a Good Rabbit.

Wait, Buena Vista just means good view? I'm incensed!!! (lighting incense)

Elmo agreed with me

I hope at least tonignt he's Good Bunny.

Good luck to everyone playing in the Oscars tonight!

I figured out how to divide by 0

Is it because he's a virulent racist or because he's a child rapist?

I just had a great idea. Kids running around acting wild during every presidential debate. Vote for the people who handle it well.

Both disgusting!

One product that I think is literally the exact same whether you get it at the fast food place or in the freezer aisle, is White Castle burgers. As long as you steam the frozen ones properly, you can not tell the difference.

With all this AI, I still can't shout to Android Auto "Hey Google add a stop to the next Walmart on my route" on a road trip, because it will immediately add a stop to the Walmart I passed 1 hour ago.