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And if we obey God, we must disobey ourselves; and it is in this disobeying ourselves, wherein the hardness of obeying God consists.

They’re too freaking long

theyfab theymab I’m a theyhab. my peg leg is made of whale bone. I want that whale dead and I love pronouns

after reading this thread I would so want to read this

stone-age extreme kinkster: hold rock over me head

her boyfriend Grrrg (anxiously): Grrrg not feel very sure about this

yoooo congrats

vanilla-ish stone-age kinkster, Grrg: Grrg think Grrg want to try new thing on cave floor

extreme stone-age kinkster gf, Hrrrug: what this time? sharp rock not work out

Grrg: Grrg just think- Well, Grrg want Hrrrug pretend picking berry while Grrg look

Hrrrug (sheepishly): Hrrrug think about it

which is understandable

Celtics are so ass this year that people are paying more attention to Jaylen Brown's hairline rubbing off on his defenders than they are to his game

I’m Eris

you are like a mario enemy to me, like the little mushrooms maybe, what’re they called

someone's missing here 😞

I got it like a month ago and I was absolutely terrified of the possibility

could be a rebound infection but those are kinda rare afaik

Fuck this stupid chungus world

Leaving my water bottle unwashed so I can unlock my mold induced powers quicker and more directly

sorry this applies if you post about the thing that induces this kinda posting too

travel planning without knowing anyone in the area is so hard like how am I supposed to know if a hotel is gonna suck absolute shit or not

they are like celebrities, to me

so basically the idea is anytime I see some account start discoursing about how they’re being persecuted or dogpiled unfairly I unfollow them and my timeline gets instantly better

A ½ review of Possession (1981) this is what hitler is forced to watch in hell

boxd.it/4sqohL

FRIEND: Long week?
MY WEEK:

we are NOT trading Jimmy Butler

dububu chochcolate

I’m on google maps looking up 5 things I can see 4 things I can touch 3 things I can hear and so on

I’m on google maps looking up 5 things I can see 4 things I can touch 3 things I can hear and so on

It was super weird an outta nowhere, really took me out of it after being super excited for the interview lol

Office job at a humane society btw

Don’t appreciate that being sprung up on me out of nowhere!

I think if a job I’m going to interview for involves me being an active participant in animal euthanasia, then they should probably list it in the description