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20.02.2026 16:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😂

20.02.2026 10:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, ‘lap swimming’ wankers

19.02.2026 12:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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18.02.2026 17:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Seems a vaguely appropriate tribute somehow

18.02.2026 14:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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18.02.2026 10:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

mmmbop

17.02.2026 19:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Reform UK names Robert Jenrick as pick for chancellor Leader Nigel Farage says Reform is

So easy to misread this headline

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

17.02.2026 19:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Epstein-esque. Might want to bin that one

17.02.2026 18:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"...red-trousered Barnaby types" 😁

17.02.2026 15:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We all secretly loved it though

17.02.2026 12:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

4 distinct seasons?? It's just flat grey skies for most of the year

13.02.2026 21:55 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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06.02.2026 14:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Assume there is a 2nd, related Fess in the works about why the dildo came to be in the work loo in the first place….

05.02.2026 15:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Surely there’a a whatsapp group waiting to be formed for this?

03.02.2026 16:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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31.01.2026 15:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Be loving and compassionate, but don't be scared to say no to your kids and enforce some fucking boundaries" is a pretty good summary of the ‘Gentle Parenting’ ethos.

If your children are self centred, entitled little shits, it’s more likely you been practicing ‘Laissez-faire parenting'

31.01.2026 15:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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31.01.2026 12:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Blind date: ‘Numbers have been exchanged and dates have been suggested’ Ursula, 29, an events coordinator, meets Culann, 34, a charity worker

She's a keeper #SouthLondon>NorthLondon

@deserterblog.bsky.social

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

31.01.2026 10:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤣🤣

29.01.2026 19:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's a matter of time

29.01.2026 16:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You forgot to mention all the nosebag

29.01.2026 16:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😂 Yes. That's it

29.01.2026 16:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ralph Malph Rafe Mafe

29.01.2026 16:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh yeah. That's what misanthropy is

28.01.2026 19:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

David Sullivan

28.01.2026 15:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does make you wonder what Elon gets up to in private

27.01.2026 21:58 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

That’s why she defected!

26.01.2026 14:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Should’ve stopped after erection

26.01.2026 14:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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26.01.2026 11:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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@aiannucci

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