Cutie Hermit

the freaks and perverts in your life are worth far more than most people realize

Game screenshot: a surreal CGI scene of Ronald McDonald with his head screwed on backwards, in and among mixed up looking characters. A sign reads "TNORFOTKCAB DNAL".

Adventures Through McDonaldland (Quoin/SoftMedia/McDonald's Australia, Mac/Windows, 1998)

Hideki Sato, designer of all Sega’s consoles, has died | VGC Sato helmed design for consoles including Mega Drive, Saturn…

Hideki Sato, designer of virtually all of Sega’s consoles, has died.

vgc.news/news/hideki-...

Play Lunacid everyone!

クリスマスカラーといえばワルキューレ。
#ワルキューレの伝説

happy 15th anniversary

"Isometric games don't exist" is a guide with 40 detailed charts about perspective in videogames.

It teaches you everything about isometry and what all the other game perspectives & projections are and how they work.

You can download it for free on my itch page
cyangmou.itch.io/isometric-ga...

Babylon 5 Is Now Free to Watch On YouTube | Cord Cutters News In a move that has delighted fans of classic science fiction, Warner Bros. Discovery has begun uploading full episodes of the iconic series Babylon 5 to YouTube, providing free access to the show just...

If y'all want to get your sci-fi groove on without having to buy into a streaming service...

cordcuttersnews.com/babylon-5-is...

The article doesnt actually mention them "distancing" themselves from Palantir, only that prompts to give your ID to Persona were "a test, which has concluded"

Continue to cancel Nitro and migrate elsewhere

Romance

if you miss the era of Maxis releasing a new Sim(Thing) every 4-6 months i cannot recommend enough you just look at what kairosoft has available on whatever platform you like best, there'll be SOMETHING up your alley

the holy trinity The Felt is not The Hand is not The Henson Spirit. But together...they are Muppet.

had a very respectful chat about theology tonight

one appeal that the muppets and the simpsons share for the terminally wikibrained is playing where's waldo with background characters and going "oh wow this is the first time gwarvlo has appeared on screen in 27 years"

European Parliament Votes Overwhelmingly For "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women" The resolution, though nonbinding, is a significant shot at those who seek to erode transgender rights on the continent.

In incredible news, the European Parliament has voted overwhelmingly for "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women."

Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.

It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.

Our latest.

Happy Valentines Day

GhM staff melting a dummy head with flame throwers

the dummy head being melted with flame throwers

Ghm staff filming the dummy head being melted with flame throwers

multiple dummy heads, post being melted by flamethrowers

From ROMEO Art Director Kunihiko Taniwaki:

"Can you imagine how utterly insane it is to melt a dummy head's face with a flamethrower in a sweltering, humid, air-conditioner-less warehouse studio in the middle of summer in Japan? Special effects by Tomo Hyakutake, DP & compositing by Takuma Araki."

remembering all the people who made shitty (endearing) websites in the mid-early 2000s because they wanted a gallery for themselves, or a comic site, or a place to put their own game reviews, or whatever

and these days it's just "generate me a website with 4 ad placements, game facts"

you had to make a website because you had something you wanted to do with it. a passion that sometimes could only be let out through making something like that

now it's just, ok google make a webpage full of all this shit. make up the details, i don't care. who gives a shit

Guitar Wolf teaches an irrational man that "love has no borders, nationalities, or genders."

"Fix your hearts or die" -- Guitar Wolf

I met Khary Payton, Drebins’ voice actor at a con and someone had asked about how it was working on MGS4, if there was any standout moments to him he remembered.

He then began to describe being given Laughing Octopus’s backstory and genuinely thought he was being pranked.

It’s my birthday this weekend. I’m also due to lose my lodging tomorrow. I don’t know what I am going to do. My plans aren’t working out. If anyone can afford to help without hurting themselves it would be greatly appreciated. I am so sorry to ask. But thank you.

[intense groaning]

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

a photoshopped mockup of Dayona 'Let's Go Away ad' where it shows the racecar called Hornet with added blushing headlights. Text says "The Hornet is Red. The Hornet is Blue. Tu Tutu Tu Tutu Tutu Turuuuuuuuuuu" (yes, I made this lol)

happy valentines ya'll

Hello fans of nonograms/picross games!! Introducing my latest game, Walfie's Nonograms, a free Game Boy Color game featuring 150 puzzles!

Play in browser, in a Game Boy emulator, or on a real Game Boy (via flash cart)!

there is nothing good in the world these data center-building locusts can leave unblighted, including my beloved dinosaur valley state park. fuck this

the one Luma just staring right at it