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@deadhermit.bsky.social

Spider friend and slow-moving retro aficionado. Everything I say is important and completely true.

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objects don't enlarge and float to the center of the screen and rotate after you pick them up like they used to in games. we can trace all of the industry's ills to this

31.10.2025 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 258    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
mido and dori from zeroranger

mido and dori from zeroranger

Happy Halloween!

30.10.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kinophobia by Bruno Dias Explore a haunted movie studio. Learn the fates its tormented souls. End a curse inscribed in blood and celluloid.

Explore a haunted movie studio. Learn the fates of the tormented souls bound to it. End a 50-year curse inscribed in blood and celluloid.

KINOPHOBIA, my first piece of noncommercial interactive fiction in eight years, is now available to play.

brunodias.itch.io/kinophobia

31.10.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 293    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 11
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kawaiikochan.tumblr.com/post/7988748... Hi, it's Kawaiikochans. "Nani? Kawaiikochans after such a time?" you're asking. Touzen, buddy. The major cultural event "Horse Daughters: Umamusume: Pretty Derby"... we can't ignore such a thing as this.

30.10.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 214    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 5
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To me, my X-cups.

31.10.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1199    πŸ” 349    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2
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Happy Goosey Night for those who celebrate. Be safe, make mischief, and remember to leave candy out for Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.

31.10.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jumborg Ace (1973)
Episode 42

31.10.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 220    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

"Do I Dare Live Out the American Dream" feels more like a Bowie B-side tbh

31.10.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"And of Course, Today Will Be No Exception"
"Why Was I Programmed to Feel Pain"
"I Don't Recall Saying Good Luck"

31.10.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the problem with modern videogame rpgs is they don't have quests like the one in phantasy star, where you need to bribe a governor with cake, but the only cake shop in the entire solar system is on a different planet, at the bottom of a four-floor dungeon, behind a locked door.

30.10.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1426    πŸ” 451    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 14
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The Case of the Tiny Tyrannosaurus Might Have Been Cracked

My latest for @nytimes.com! For 40 years, paleontologists have grappled over whether a small tyrannosaur β€” named Nanotyrannus β€” was its own animal, or simply a teenage T.rex. The debate has been ... contentious. Which is why it's so fun to finally be able to say this:

Folks? Nanotyrannus is real.

30.10.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 517    πŸ” 183    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 43
A woman using an ancient computer while seated on a kneeling chair/desk combo

A woman using an ancient computer while seated on a kneeling chair/desk combo

anyway, feels like I'm a couple months away from forming a new religion that insists on only interacting with computers using keyboards and mice (ordained priests can use trackballs), on your knees, in a separate room that is only used for this purpose

30.10.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 202    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 7
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Outside these walls, the Children say, the grown-ups are monsters, and nowhere is safe.

Our bittersweet fairy tale RPG #StrayChildren is now available worldwide!

Buy it now on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3649490/...

Buy it now on Nintendo Switch: www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

30.10.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 344    πŸ” 223    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 13
Photo of a Halloween sounds cassette, copy and title reads

LISTEN IF YOU DARE TO THE FRIGHTENING SOUNDS OF 

HALLOWEEN SEX

FUCK: THIS TAPE IS NASTY AS HELL. ZOMBIES HAVING SEX IN GRAVES, DUSTY MUMMY WRAPS COMING
UNDONE, GRIM REAPERS SUCKING EACH OTHER’S FOREVERDICKS, WHIPS, CHAINS, VEINS, AND PAIN!

Photo of a Halloween sounds cassette, copy and title reads LISTEN IF YOU DARE TO THE FRIGHTENING SOUNDS OF HALLOWEEN SEX FUCK: THIS TAPE IS NASTY AS HELL. ZOMBIES HAVING SEX IN GRAVES, DUSTY MUMMY WRAPS COMING UNDONE, GRIM REAPERS SUCKING EACH OTHER’S FOREVERDICKS, WHIPS, CHAINS, VEINS, AND PAIN!

it’s Halloween time

30.10.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 631    πŸ” 207    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 14
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Horrifying audio preview

30.10.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 186    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5
Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

29.10.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1909    πŸ” 218    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 50
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Hi, it's Kawaiikochans. For you-tachi no convenience, we've extracted "Average Human Mother" for easy use Online. Enjoy it kudasai.

30.10.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 186    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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#γƒ‰γƒƒγƒˆη΅΅

30.10.2025 08:04 β€” πŸ‘ 145    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

it was never even a question in my mind that David Byrne would be on the right side of this shit

30.10.2025 10:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1575    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2
Turn visual & audio quality enhancement settings on or off
1. Sign in to YouTube Studio & on your computer.
2. Click Settings I > Channel β€Ί
Advanced settings.
3. Check or uncheck the Let YouTube enhance visual quality box.
4. Check or uncheck the Let YouTube enhance audio quality box.
5. Click Save.

Turn visual & audio quality enhancement settings on or off 1. Sign in to YouTube Studio & on your computer. 2. Click Settings I > Channel β€Ί Advanced settings. 3. Check or uncheck the Let YouTube enhance visual quality box. 4. Check or uncheck the Let YouTube enhance audio quality box. 5. Click Save.

Menu of video resolutions from 144p and 240p resolution to 480p-1080p "super resolution"

Menu of video resolutions from 144p and 240p resolution to 480p-1080p "super resolution"

This is incorrect.

1. The opt-out for creators is channel-wide, not per-video. It's available in YouTube Studio right now.
2. The low-res versions aren't going away. YouTube will automatically generate multiple upscaled copies, but you can still choose to view the 144p/240p versions if you want.

29.10.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 324    πŸ” 206    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 9

important update to the stupid fucking stupid youtube shit!!!

29.10.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
the video being projected behind all the performers on stage

the video being projected behind all the performers on stage

lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the β€œlife during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight

30.10.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 11790    πŸ” 2240    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 116
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landsknecht gyaru. I love her so much

30.10.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4275    πŸ” 899    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 5

As a huge New York Style Hot Dog fan for years, felt compelled to recreate the poster in a high resolution and managed to find the original photo used in the texture

Many thanks to folks from VGPC for help with identifying blobs, especially Prominos and TBemme

bekoha.github.io/yakuza/New%2...

29.10.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1919    πŸ” 846    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 15
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note the legals: LRG's using Japan's arbitration system for orphaned games to reissue Little Samsonβ€”if you can demonstrate that you've made a genuine effort to contact/identify a potential rights owner to no avail, you can legally commercialise an old game by paying royalties to the JP govt, which…

30.10.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 363    πŸ” 133    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 24
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パガドラむブ
#γƒ‰γƒƒγƒˆη΅΅

29.10.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 281    πŸ” 131    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
mystery inc dressed up as characters from survival horror games for halloween

shaggy and scooby as james sunderland and mira
daphne as claire redfield
velma as mio amakura
fred as isaac clarke

mystery inc dressed up as characters from survival horror games for halloween shaggy and scooby as james sunderland and mira daphne as claire redfield velma as mio amakura fred as isaac clarke

Mystery Inc's Survival Horrorween πŸ”ͺ
#ScoobyDoo

29.10.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6325    πŸ” 2620    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 18
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In 2008, Google created an ad-powered wiki encyclopedia called Knol, seen as a "Wikipedia killer" amid its highly-publicized launch. And the Wikimedia Foundation gave an unbothered response that I quite like: "the more good free content, the better for the world." Anyway Knol instantly flopped

29.10.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5292    πŸ” 1087    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 53
Dracula Perfect Selection - Bloody Tears
YouTube video by Maeson Dracula Perfect Selection - Bloody Tears

i hope you've been listening to 'Dracula Perfect Selection' this year
youtu.be/ePhdHP8h6_M?...

29.10.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A roughly drawn chart with large text at the top that says "recognizing ghost types" with a subtitle that says "there are many kinds of ghosts and we can learn about all of them, ok"

Then there are several drawings of different ghosts, mostly sheet ghosts of sorts
Rude - on a skateboard, flipping the bird
Discreet - wearing sunglasses and a hat
Long - long
Hunk - has handsome chiseled features
Forgotten Chores - is looking at a to do list
Satan - has horns
Pervert - has a giant foot
Melting - goop
Dad - has a mustache and wrinkles
Bird - has a beak and wings
Sultry - is laying down with a hand on its head
2 Parter - is cut in two horizontally
Freaky - a weird looking one that has arms and legs and giant eyes and a sideways mouth
Past Memory - inside a polaroid
Floating Head - you can figure this out, it's a severed head
Flat - i think you get the idea
tiny - very small, this is also self explanatory
mouth - mouth
video tape - a small ghost coming out of a tape
silly - wearing groucho glasses and has a fake arrow through head headband
And a big one in the center labeled "normal style"

A roughly drawn chart with large text at the top that says "recognizing ghost types" with a subtitle that says "there are many kinds of ghosts and we can learn about all of them, ok" Then there are several drawings of different ghosts, mostly sheet ghosts of sorts Rude - on a skateboard, flipping the bird Discreet - wearing sunglasses and a hat Long - long Hunk - has handsome chiseled features Forgotten Chores - is looking at a to do list Satan - has horns Pervert - has a giant foot Melting - goop Dad - has a mustache and wrinkles Bird - has a beak and wings Sultry - is laying down with a hand on its head 2 Parter - is cut in two horizontally Freaky - a weird looking one that has arms and legs and giant eyes and a sideways mouth Past Memory - inside a polaroid Floating Head - you can figure this out, it's a severed head Flat - i think you get the idea tiny - very small, this is also self explanatory mouth - mouth video tape - a small ghost coming out of a tape silly - wearing groucho glasses and has a fake arrow through head headband And a big one in the center labeled "normal style"

Let's Learn about types of ghosts

29.10.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1025    πŸ” 274    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 16

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