Max Dowler

Hugo Lloris déjà vu anyone?

Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart

one for sorrow
two for joy
three for a girl
four for a boy
five for silver
six for actually that's a lot of magpies
seven for oh no they are massing
eight for oh my god they're going to attack
nine for run, run away now
ten for magpies Magpies MAGPIES

At the end of this season of #MasterChef they should add some captions revealing the fate of the hosts, like they used to do with the villains on Line of Duty.

Worked with Peter once as an understudy and got to watch the process. To begin with, actors hated him giving line readings. Soon they realised it was incredibly helpful, and (importantly) he was always right about them. Which meant they trusted him, as per your point.

He was great! Absolute scene stealer

Wouldn't like to be in their choux

Why do so many people think Donald Trump is good? The work of a moral philosopher helps illuminate some central questions of our time, David Brooks argues.
https://theatln.tc/5I8g18Ty

The cop at the end of Usual Suspects looking around his office and seeing the objects that inspired the story

Bath salts

A bbc Coast boxset

A moth mug

A Penguin editor looking around their office this morning.

Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date*

McDonalds drive-thru employee: what

Saw that CNN has a new show called Eva Longoria: Searching for Spain and I really hope it’s just her pointing to places on a map and someone saying no

small pert bird perches on wire fencing, black eye and bill, with feathers in shades of blue, purple, yellow & orange

Forget all the annoying stuff in the world for a few seconds and enjoy the natural beauty of Brazil’s Seven-coloured Tanager (Tangara fastuosa) Photo: Luiz Cavalcanti Damasceno

Boo fucking hoo. It's built on THEFT. "I don't know how I'd ask all those people or afford to pay for all their work." Then you DON'T GET TO HAVE IT. These would-be geniuses have convinced themselves that something in their miracle blah-blah machine is so inherently amazing rules don't apply.

Another season finishes without a conclusion to the Man City saga. Remember the Premier League investigation started almost seven years ago now.

Football on TNT Sports on X: "Last night wasn’t a dream, Tottenham fans 🤍 🎥 Relive it all with our Europa League final episode of No Filter 🏆 You won’t want to miss this! https://t.co/cjWy506Kzu" / X Last night wasn’t a dream, Tottenham fans 🤍 🎥 Relive it all with our Europa League final episode of No Filter 🏆 You won’t want to miss this! https://t.co/cjWy506Kzu

Ah got it! 9.55 mins into the TNT No Filter (probably available other places other than Twitter) x.com/footballontn...

From the coys community on Reddit: Our players were so happy for Son 🤍 Explore this post and more from the coys community

Sorry, not quite sure which of the many videos it’s hidden in.. to make up for it here’s one which is just three mins of Sonny being hugged by different teammates www.reddit.com/r/coys/s/uwU...

There’s a version that starts a bit before and you see his face as he spots his family coming towards him 🥹

Van de Ven's goal line clearance in the Europa League final with the worlds 'To Dare Is To Do' beneath the Tottenham Hotspur badge. COYS.

Spursy

Cádiz (accessible by train from the airport…). Stuff to do, small enough to walk around, great food, sun.

Elton 🙌🙌🙌

U.S. NEWS Ohio police find raccoon holding meth pipe during traffic stop When an officer took the pipe away, the raccoon pulled out another.

READ. THE. SUBHEAD.

this is maybe trite at this point but it is in your interest to find ways to create things. basically everyone wants you to be consuming nonstop. making stuff, from cooking to photography or whatever, can help you feel more in control. doesn’t even have to be something you share with other people

Hahaha excellent. Good old pompous men, leaking away via their egos

BORROWBOX! This is important information. Join your local library and get free (well you've paid for them via lovely socialism) audiobooks on your phone. I've just grabbed the Mal Evans book.

Fascinating thread about hippos. Cute, cuddly, lethal hippos 🦛

Not sure these examples are exactly the same but I see what you’re getting at. Enjoyed your latest piece. Hope the system clicks this week or I fear we’ll not see much more of it. COYS!