Amy Garvey-Eckett

Monkey shaped teething toy is hanging on a toy strap from a brown bag akin to a bag charm

Who wants a Labubu? The hottest bag charm is clearly a Matchstick Monkey!

Congratulations! Hope the pregnancy is going smoothly. So happy for you both ❤️

2nd child (plus) parenting is going straight to sucking snot out of their nostrils with your mouth at 7 weeks. No time for gadgets.

Can confirm, we have made another giant baby

Didn't have "mending an Anna dress-up dress at 6:15am" on my parenting expectations. Every day is a surprise!

Tortober calender for 2025

Happy Hogmanay, I'm all prepped for the New Year.
@neilslorance.bsky.social

Where can I get this kind of massage, please?

Sometimes I'm doing my job and realise that not everyone knows that the scientific term for pulling out as a method of contraception is "coitus interruptus", and I think that's a shame.

Happy World Book Day from our little bear who would never eat a rabbit. Don't ask her anymore questions.

Children's sticker book page of a fairy with bird stickers placed over its eyes by a toddler

Esme Garvey-Eckett's "The Birds"

Listening to @meckett.bsky.social make up stories to put the toddler to sleep on the monitor is making my heart full.

*Hogmanay parties

Took the toddler to see family in Glasgow for 72 hours, back home and she's just given me a Glasgow kiss. Must be the water.

If you were visited by 3 ghosts for Christmas, who would you want them to be?

Ah, stop.

I agreed to write on the final issue of Hellblazer and here are my brain worms on it:

Land’s End: Amy Garvey on John Constantine: Hellblazer #12 By Amy Garvey I have accepted a gargantuan task, discussing the final, double length issue of Spurrier, Campbell and Bellaire’s Hellblazer - and so it is appropriate that it starts with a giant. Alb...

Land’s End: @amygarveyeckett.bsky.social on John Constantine: Hellblazer #12: shelfdust.com/2023/12/06/l...

Golden Grahams, my long-time favourite, always overshadowed by it's pushy cinnamon sibling

My twice a year piece of comics writing is almost out.

Place your bets for how many times I cried while writing it!

Screen grab of "Superworm", with a dopey looking baby toad

Mediating toddler negotiations over sweeping brushes is a tense job, fraught with dangers.

Ooo, sounds intriguing

Asserting her dominance as always

Baby Duplo elephant holding a parent duplo elephant's tail with their trunk.

Ridiculous how excited I was when I realised the Duplo baby elephant can hold onto the parent's tail

Pale pink tee shirt with neon pink Greta Gerwig text, by Girls on Tops

She's here, and she's everything

She remembers! Wait a few months and then it will probably be her favourite.
(Oh, fun. Might look into those)

Joined this app just to show you our golden beauty. Subbed the English mustard for grainy (what we had) and definitely left it a bit blander than we like. Baby failed to chew her first gnocchi, gagged, and was subsequently put off.