Jordan

AURORA BOREALIS?! AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN EVERYWHERE?!

My Sweetwater rep Christopher jumping on my funeral pyre like Denethor.

He can’t just come out and say “martyrs” like he wants to. He’s a man from god after all.

The Twitter/X of macroblogs. Anybody still using either is enabling fascism.

Any corpo that gets a bailout should have to put their CEO in a dunk tank for the American people. The height or the tank is 10 feet for every billion.

Pitch Perfect 2099

Having a garage is wild like “yes, this is the car’s bedroom.”

I’m going to start the next Mandela Effect: Who Wants to be a Millionaire was hosted by Pilbus Reebin.

GTA VI delayed until 2026 so that Rockstar can add more business names that would seem funny if you were a British man in the mid-2000s

There is a better version of U.S. America out there in the multiverse in which Operation Paperclip was the name given to a very funny plot where we pretended to hire Natzee scientists after WW2, only for them to get here and then have us drop a giant Steinway piano on their heads during primetime TV

Wow. In another huge upset, Mesmero, the Master of Mentalism, has been elected mayor of Chicago. Political pundits are shocked - he’s a first-time candidate who barely spent anything on advertising, and there wasn’t even an election scheduled for today

To the Joker, it’s just called “bouncing on it normal style.”

Homey literally said "touch mass"

Nutcracker decoration that features a duck in a marching band outfit

The Quack Parade

Neither the iPhone Mini nor iPhone Air could overcome the general public’s perverse desire to be seen balancing a giant stupid brick on their pinky like an idiot.

Forks Over Knives, and God Against All

Not to be bitter, but I hope whoever beat me to this on Marketplace has audio visual sync issues on every movie they ever watch again forever.

Anybody using Twitter is doing more harm than good. Especially somebody whose audience would follow them off the platform.

It is a Nazi bar and if you are logging in, you are paying Nazis for the privilege of being there.

I love Bruce Springsteen but the amount of marketing around the new biopic with chef guy is making me not want to even watch it once I can pick it up from the library.

Guillermo del toro‘s Mucinex Guys

I don’t believe in horseshoe theory, but I do believe that all chronically online people - left and right - wind up turning into weird, insecure cops.

Aw shucks

Group of people at no kings march in Portland Oregon. Signs mark the landscape and a high-rise building sits between trees in the background.

#NoKingsPDX was awe-inspiring. For a city that receives critique for an abundance of white liberalism, I was joyously surprised to see most speakers take an intersectional approach to calls for liberation. Many highlighted Palestinian and gender rights as central to our fight for collective freedom.

You should check out Muncie Girls cover of Pet Semetary! Super good

I mean USA is a right wing extremist nation with unprecedented surveillance powers and jingoistic political culture because of 9/11, but go off I guess?

Perfect blue vhs on orange blanket

$1 at a thrift store last month

🎶 H-O-T-T-D-O-G
🎶 “Hot dog” with an extra T

Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins: Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright (Not sure if I spelled that right) What immortal hand or eye Could fashion such a stripy guy? What the hammer that hath hewn it Into such a chonky unit? Did who made the lamb make thee, Or an external franchisee?

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

It's gotta feel so good being an alien dragging a screaming scientist into a vent

Remove Spook From Your Vocabulary Today It’s officially Halloween season, and a great time to remind everyone that the word “spook” is a slur. Like many words and phrases in the English language, racists did what they do best and ruined it....

Hey horror community, we need to have a talk... It's time to collectively drop the use of "spook" and "spooky". Here's why. Article by @sharai.bsky.social #horrorsky