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BREAKING: Hegseth’s new explanation is that he left the room, went to a bar, and butt-dialed the commanding officer, who heard Hegseth say “Make it a double” which he misinterpreted as ordering a double tap
04.12.2025 02:36 — 👍 391 🔁 93 💬 15 📌 7#trumppardons
Dear Leader needs friends with lots of money to give to him in tribute.
#caturday
30.11.2025 03:49 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now he is flexing dictator powers. He must be stopped.
28.11.2025 22:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy Thanksgiving. We got this folks. Keep on keeping on.
27.11.2025 16:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Three Stooges of Justice
26.11.2025 19:49 — 👍 3990 🔁 925 💬 167 📌 29#nationalguardshooting
Crash Pitooey, “We will find all all responsible for this heinous crime.”
Metro Police, “The suspect was shot and is in custody.”
Then Crash gives a tRump rally speech. Moron.
26.11.2025 05:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mark Kelly vs Pete Hegseth: Astronaut vs Space Cadet
25.11.2025 01:20 — 👍 719 🔁 109 💬 18 📌 9Herr Pete Kegsbreath vantz to be jhust like heez nazi heroes und tRump up charges. Hee vould luff to zee zem tried und hung. One day karma will find Kegsbreath.
24.11.2025 23:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MTG hates Dear Leader? Dear Leader loves Mamdani???? WTF?? Armageddon!? Rapture!? I’m so confused 🤷🏻♂️
24.11.2025 05:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Sound the general alarm!!!”
21.11.2025 18:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#karolineleavitt
Bullshit Barbie needs to do some simple research after she removes her head from dear leader’s rectum.
nlgmltf.org/military-law...
Coast Guard has regained its course and senses.
21.11.2025 16:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kegsbreath has them all over his body.
20.11.2025 23:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0His facist skin is itching. He hasn’t executed anyone yet. He wants to try it on for size.
20.11.2025 23:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bondi = LIAR
20.11.2025 01:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
– FDR
"Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country"
– JFK
“When one of us falters, we all falter. When one of us rises, we all rise.”
– Barack Obama
"Quiet, piggy!"
– Trump
It will also veto it when the bill lands on its desk.
18.11.2025 00:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Duh” prediction. E Bill passes both houses and goes to f47’s desk. He vetos it.
17.11.2025 16:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dear Leader’s game is to veto it on his desk.
17.11.2025 16:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#epsteinfiles
If it goes to his desk, we all know what he’ll do.
#mtg
Dear Leader does not like Majorie anymore. Seems like Humpty tRumty’s fall is in progress.
tRump, “Squirrel!”
15.11.2025 01:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Distraction Porn
14.11.2025 23:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#pambondi
A deeper shade of shit brown on her nose.
The Guardians Of Pedofiles are up in arms.
14.11.2025 19:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The distraction porn is strong this week.
14.11.2025 19:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#southpark
South Park.
"Pete, you strike the second the Epstein Files are released and you keep killing and blowing things up until Americans stop talking about those files. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Have a hot teen bring me a Diet Coke."
14.11.2025 00:23 — 👍 1633 🔁 603 💬 98 📌 37
