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24 Followers  |  16 Following  |  17 Posts  |  Joined: 09.08.2023  |  1.2217

Latest posts by megalodong.bsky.social on Bluesky

he so fine I wanna blow raspberries on his balls

19.07.2024 21:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

no babe, I love that you suck and your shits all fucked up

19.04.2024 23:59 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

queef wellington how about that

27.01.2024 02:19 — 👍 80    🔁 15    💬 8    📌 2

Farting rn, squarting too

28.01.2024 04:45 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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for whom the fore skins

28.01.2024 21:13 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

hamburger help me

04.11.2023 17:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

twerking on the lobotomy table

10.10.2023 19:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Steve Irwin is my roman empire

27.09.2023 02:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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there are two knights inside of you, both are too weak for my strongest potions

09.09.2023 08:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

when you're a child, you side with the knight. when you're an adult, you side with the potion seller.

09.09.2023 08:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

when is national glue huffing day

29.08.2023 23:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

has anybody on christian mingle made their username "comegetpsalm" yet

24.08.2023 23:36 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

who up reaping what they sew

16.08.2023 06:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

reattaching his foreskin as a prank

11.08.2023 18:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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today is Robin Williams' death day, what's your favorite movie with him?

11.08.2023 16:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you ever wonder if the person that gave you your invite code regrets it?

09.08.2023 00:25 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Animorphs book with a Twisted Tea morphing into a folding chair

Animorphs book with a Twisted Tea morphing into a folding chair

08.08.2023 22:53 — 👍 318    🔁 51    💬 6    📌 1

it really is an ass eat ass world out there, isn't it

09.08.2023 14:47 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

gn, don't forget to stare at the lint on ur bed long enough to make sure its not actually bugs being really still <3

09.08.2023 08:09 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

ideal job wld be making the art for those gas station dick pills

09.08.2023 00:54 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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