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Alastair Campbell

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Newcastle/Edinburgh Once ate four festive bakes in under 3 minutes Music/Politics/NUFC

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Trump deploying the national guard as there's too much crime in DC is a great move. They can start by arresting the peadophile in the white house.

11.08.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OK who has a spare standing tickets for oasis at Murrayfield on the 12th of August that they want to sell me for face value... I feel like I'm not asking for too much here...

30.07.2025 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pizza piss #England #lionesses

22.07.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
05.06.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

A shocking decision. But thank fuck...

25.05.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Manager of the season #nufc

25.05.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Choosing between Man united and Spurs is like choosing which testicle to have chewed off

21.05.2025 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

The way this government and the tories are going it's going to be the greens vs reform at the next election

13.05.2025 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Does the new pope wear a silly hat?

08.05.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why does Trump talk to Putin as if its his dominatrix?

24.04.2025 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Best 80 million we never spent

16.04.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahahaha that penalty was far too Eze for pope to save... #nufc

16.04.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Katy Perry space malarkey gets even better when you realise this is the image that she showed of her setlist and no one can read it. Just look out the window you melt

15.04.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#cans

17.03.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today has been the day that we've all learnt how to spell carabao #nufc #championes

16.03.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Right. It's trafalgar isn't it? #cans

16.03.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's weird, I saw him being fucking class against Liverpool

16.03.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure we now have to drink 33 cans in honour of dan burn

16.03.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Dan burns getting a statue in my garden next week #nufc

16.03.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He had a weird gimpy trophy so aye I'd assume that was it

16.03.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One word. Cans #nufc

16.03.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it trafalgar square tonight? #nufc #newcastle

16.03.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am led to believe that he is indeed from blyth #nufc #bdb

16.03.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had four sausages for breakfast Chris so I think that's a good omen

16.03.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me being told its Β£8.15 a pint in London #NUFC

16.03.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aye four days balls deep in the racing post has been a welcome distraction! πŸ˜‚ now to pack my bag...

14.03.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Glastonbury lineup release date to all who celebrate maybe... I have a sneaky feeling we will see Rod Stewarts name on the line up... #intheknow

06.03.2025 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That Trudeau speech is impressive, standing up to the school bully and putting him in his place, all whilst being beautifully polite. A true Canadian patriot

05.03.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was a Minteh transfer decision from Paul Mitchell... #NUFC

02.03.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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