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Dave Dutton -The Thirty Bob Kid

@davedutton.bsky.social

Poet. Lancastrian.11 roles Coronation Street 5 Emmerdale.Also Heartbeat,Doctors,Brookside, Watching & more. Author of 14 books(available on Amazon)including the legendary Lanky Spoken Here & his autobiog The Thirty Bob Kid Website https://bit.ly/DaveDutton

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Chris McCausland, wearing a blue glove, speaks animatedly. Text: "Chris McCausland: Seeing into the Future" airs on BBC Two, 8pm, 23 Nov 2025.

Chris McCausland, wearing a blue glove, speaks animatedly. Text: "Chris McCausland: Seeing into the Future" airs on BBC Two, 8pm, 23 Nov 2025.

In "Seeing Into the Future", comedian Chris McCausland reflects on how innovations like AI and assistive tech could change everyday life for people with vision loss.

You can watch now on BBC iPlayer: https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002ms0q/chris-mccausland-seeing-into-the-future.

30.11.2025 10:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just watched this. It is mind blowing and gives hope for the future. Amazing documentary.

18.01.2026 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
St Martin in the Field, #London

St Martin in the Field, #London

St Martin in the Field, #London.

16.01.2026 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Poem
If a dark thought enters your mind
Imagine there's a switch on top of your head 
And when you press it
A bright light comes on inside you
And the corners of your mouth lift up 
And the Hallelujah Chorus is sung by all who love and ever loved you.

Poem If a dark thought enters your mind Imagine there's a switch on top of your head And when you press it A bright light comes on inside you And the corners of your mouth lift up And the Hallelujah Chorus is sung by all who love and ever loved you.

16.01.2026 09:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dressing gown that somehow looks like a dog

Dressing gown that somehow looks like a dog

That's beautiful Ian. It reminds me of the time I chucked my dressing gown on a chair and it looked like a big black dog in a blanket.

16.01.2026 09:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

If,like me,you love the old #Lancashire dialect and the stories and songs of yore, there are dozens of old Lancashire books available FREE for downloading on Google Play Books. Brierley, Waugh, Laycock, Harland et al. Search Lancashire or the author's name and they'll all come up.

16.01.2026 09:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dave Dutton Martians have landed in Wigan.
YouTube video by Jim's Kitchen Dave Dutton Martians have landed in Wigan.

The Martians have landed in Wigan. Me and Jim Berry of the Houghton Weavers.
youtu.be/2KSnaXHRzBM?...

15.01.2026 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was in Ireby, Lancashire.

15.01.2026 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Poem. Ip Dip Dashed by Dave Dutton 
We spoke like eeny meeny miney mo mad folk with our 
"Ickle Ickle Chocolate Bokkle, Ikkle Okkle Out" 

When we were โ€œIp Dip Dashing" about wearing "My Blue Sash" while "Sailing on the water" Like what? "A cup and saucer " saying "Ip Dip Dash"

We claimed our names were โ€œAlecampaneโ€œ and when asked where we lived it was "down a grid" at Number Cucumber on Pig's Feet Street

We drew snakes upon backs. Asked Mister Wolf what time it was. Rolled sideways laughing down hills unheeding spills.

But our madness was for living and playing. 
And delaying the real madness that  came when we were much older and IT tapped us on the shoulder 

Declaring
For. I. Say. You. Are. IT.

Poem. Ip Dip Dashed by Dave Dutton We spoke like eeny meeny miney mo mad folk with our "Ickle Ickle Chocolate Bokkle, Ikkle Okkle Out" When we were โ€œIp Dip Dashing" about wearing "My Blue Sash" while "Sailing on the water" Like what? "A cup and saucer " saying "Ip Dip Dash" We claimed our names were โ€œAlecampaneโ€œ and when asked where we lived it was "down a grid" at Number Cucumber on Pig's Feet Street We drew snakes upon backs. Asked Mister Wolf what time it was. Rolled sideways laughing down hills unheeding spills. But our madness was for living and playing. And delaying the real madness that came when we were much older and IT tapped us on the shoulder Declaring For. I. Say. You. Are. IT.

Ip Dip Dashed

#poem #poetry

15.01.2026 11:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Corrie at 60 - Meet Dave Dutton - the Man who's had 11 roles in Coronation Street over 35 Years

A podcast interview I did with Distinct Nostalgia.
pca.st/episode/6c4e...

15.01.2026 10:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Self on microphone

Self on microphone

And there I am!

15.01.2026 10:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sign saying Beware of Children

Sign saying Beware of Children

From my old village...

15.01.2026 09:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I remember Henry and all the great presenters. I went to the exhibition. Look closely at what's in this box of delights...I was really chuffed.

15.01.2026 09:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Worked there for a while. Great times. Met the Sex Pistols when they came to Manchester. But that's another story.

15.01.2026 09:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My little mate.
#poem #poetry #birdlife

14.01.2026 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Killed his wife, Arabella
With a poisoned umbrella
And hid the body away
Down in the cellar
Bought a jar of Nutella
And got on with the rest of his day.

14.01.2026 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

At the checkout just now and I heard a bloke say : "See him? He was married to one o't Dingles." ๐Ÿ˜‚
Week before, someone said: โ€œSee him? He wrote Coronation Street โ€œ ๐Ÿ˜‚
My mate said "All of it?"
None of it actually..

14.01.2026 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Today's featured portrait beaut, it's the beautiful bearded bearman - Lee Apsey!

14.01.2026 10:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Memories poem

Memories poem

Memories #poem

14.01.2026 07:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She was-

Ephemeral
Ethereal
Ineffable

-strange name for someone from Bacup.

14.01.2026 07:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A Cup of Tea. A Custard Cream. And Thou Beside Me Singing in Wetwang. Oh, Wetwang were Paradise enow!

14.01.2026 07:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

-Bygraves
-Miller
-Wall
-Planck
-Verstappen
-Factor
-not forgetting Mel Gibson

I'm Fully Maxed

14.01.2026 05:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Winter Solstice Poem

Winter Solstice Poem

22.12.2025 06:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fijne Sinterklaasavond!

05.12.2025 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tommy Thrutcher's Good Old Days.
YouTube video by Dave Dutton Tommy Thrutcher's Good Old Days.

Tommy Thrutcher's Good Old Days. Episode 1. Please like, share, subscribe. Whatever.
#Lancashire #monologue
youtu.be/4Vaj7J8u7_A?...

02.12.2025 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Lonely Christmas Tree.
My #poem about being kind at #Christmas Please share.

youtube.com/shorts/yEojw...

26.11.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#NewMusic news!

My single, Hinterland, will be out on Friday 7 November 2025.

Itโ€™ll be available on Bandcamp, all main streaming platforms & can be pre-saved now. All info here:

emmahynes.com/2025/11/01/f...

#NewIrishMusic #NewRelease #WomenInMusic #AltFolk #IndieFolk #NewFolk #SingerSongwriter

01.11.2025 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's Friday. 10AM, join me!

twitch.tv/garydooton

26.09.2025 08:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
From Coronation Street to cosy crime - the new novel from Glenda Young The new ballroom dancing cosy crime by Coronation Street Blog editor Glenda Young is now out.Glenda's crime books were shortlisted with Richard Osman and Val McDermid for Best New Crime Series in the Dead Good Readers Awards at Harrogate crime festival.ย Published by Headline Books.ย Order yours now at bit.ly/DeadlyDancingย It's published by Headline Books today, Sep 11 in ebook,

Corrie Blog Post: From Coronation Street to cosy crime - the new novel from Glenda Young << Click to Read #Corrie

11.09.2025 08:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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