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Are you gonna eat that pickle?
And without ads and the algorithm.
The lack of those is by far what keeps me on Bluesky.
Wealth is stored in the balls
26.05.2025 19:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Jewel Osco Cabana Club
22.05.2025 16:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This picture of my apartment building’s pool deck is what I imagine part of a Chicago-themed Las Vegas hotel casino would look like
22.05.2025 16:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ginuwine - “Pony” is unironically an excellent song to do office work to
17.04.2025 18:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
11.09.2001 12:14 — 👍 7128 🔁 2886 💬 102 📌 135
Welp, I’m caught up on Severance
12.04.2025 12:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Portlandia Battlestar Galactica-ing Severance
12.04.2025 07:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Invention idea: inverted lazy Susan
The lazy Susan platter is fixed, but the table and chairs rotate around it, like a merry-go-round
As a metalhead, a cubs fan, and a high-functioning alcoholic, there are better locations that this fictional thumbnail could have used. Wrigley does not have much in the way of parking lots.
28.03.2025 17:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
New white sneakers season is here
28.03.2025 14:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Go all in one the school whose mascot you think would beat all the others in a fight
19.03.2025 05:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sir this is a Wendy’s
19.03.2025 05:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hope I get reincarnated as a labradoodle
13.03.2025 23:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Nice
12.03.2025 20:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mate, you could have ended this skeet at “they’re an excellent team”
25.02.2025 03:41 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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25.02.2025 03:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Amtrak California @Amtrak_CA "Do not follow where the path may Amtrak lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson @porkbelt With all due respect, this is terrible advice for trains
22.02.2025 23:09 — 👍 1171 🔁 118 💬 5 📌 7
In unsurprising news, I bowl better with 2pac in my headphones and beer in my belly
16.02.2025 23:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🎧 Album of the Day:
Big Sean - Dark Sky Paradise (2015)
I DON'T... FUCK WIT... CHUUU
🎱
13.02.2025 17:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Nails for breakfast tacks for snacks
26.01.2025 15:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t get the appeal of Robbie Williams. He just sounds like a dude who’s alright at karaoke.
20.01.2025 03:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i don't understand was i supposed to kill him
11.01.2025 20:34 — 👍 7760 🔁 1482 💬 70 📌 18Friends is on Nickelodeon now?
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