jeff elrod

what a whiny little bitch this guy is! jesus christ. get a fucking hobby you sop!

the poem ozymandias by shelley (male one). an exhortation to "dream big." but keep your feet on the ground

dudes rock

there's barely a functional difference between this and "electing" a dog mayor

"i loathe you, and you're not a serious person"

cope AF

I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.

time to rewatch "vice"

this looks like a great hang

this is for @blankcheck.bsky.social only

a shelf with four different kinds of progresso pitmaster soup

grocery store had that griffin newman x progresso collab

they own all three branches of the federal government (and most states). you gotta think time's running out on the whole "blame the democrats for everything" gambit.

so haunting. like a hazy summer dream that falls apart bit by bit. the story it's based on is fantastic, too.

the cincinnati subway tunnels finally getting built out for their intended purpose would be rad. but folks leaving new york for cincinnati over mamdani would probably live in westchester.

!!!!

whoa whoa whoa... first i'm hearing of this

burt lancaster, the guy who popped the hot dog out of gaby hoffmann's throat

peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall

how will they be brought to justice? how will the families and friends of the people our government is murdering get justice?

these absolute fuckers

this sounds like a man in need of a good barking-at

i wouldn't know, i don't show up at his work and tell him how to do his job

anna kendrick doing resting bitch face

"and his wife..."

"weird little guy from a painting" is a rich vein of costume inspiration

more importantly, though, a pedestrian got hit by a car at the same intersection where another pedestrian was hit no more than six weeks ago. fuck cars, man.

tonight, several neighbors noted that i've been a fox for halloween before, and several others asked if i was a furry. think it may be time to put the fox ear headband on the shelf for a few years.

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that's right

a tweet from spooky poeby (@punishedpoetato), posted 2022-07-20 at 8:51 PM eastern, reading: me: (drunkenly throwing my arm around yoda's neck) yknow you--your fuckin cool in my book ya, ya lil green bastard yoda: (spilling voodoo ranger all over himself) good to drive i am,

i will never let hangups about non sequiturs get in the way of an opportunity to post this banger