Ryan

EXCITED

You’re well on your way

Leave us alone!

I think my dog is bored of me. She just sighed loudly & left the room

There is nothing more American than a Thanksgiving parade, interrupted by ads for insurance & pharmaceutical companies 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Zuckerberg Seems Genuinely Alarmed by the Explosive Growth of Bluesky Bluesky has apparently become such a successful X-formerly-Twitter alternative, even Mark Zuckerberg is anxiously taking notice.

Nice.

This just makes me even sadder.

Haven’t we suffered enough this year?!

Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?

Watching Buffy for the first time, and it's not until S3 E6 that she mentions she doesn't have her license yet. So this whole time that she's been killing vampires & monsters has she just been.... walking or riding a bike??

Welcome to Chicago! If you need a tour guide…

The election was almost 2 weeks ago! And they raised a billion dollars! If I receive one more email asking for money, I’m 100% turning into the joker

X: Blocked people can read your tweets

Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting

5’8” king, reporting for duty 🫡

I think my only issue with CONCLAVE was no Alan Cumming. You've making a movie about cunty men in fabulous gowns, arguing with one another, and you don't invite ALAN CUMMING?!

Heartbreaking that I didn’t see CONCLAVE until November, because I 100% would have dressed up as a sassy cardinal for Halloween

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...AP African American Studies is still allowed in Utah?

He’s not even president yet, and I’m already BURNED OUT.

Name Dr. Oz to be secretary of health. Name Judge Judy to the Supreme Court. Name Thomas the Tank Engine to be secretary of transportation. I just don’t give a shit anymore.

Bluesky adds 700,000 new users in a week There are now more than 14.5 million users total on the platform.

Cool.

Ok, let’s try this silly little app again.

Ok, let’s try this silly little app again.

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