The Bug Smoocher

They’re doing this to people on AO3 too. Every other post on the subreddit is some variation of “I got the most amazing comment!” or “Is this a scam?”

It is a scam.

My kid was born 2 weeks before the 2016 election.

He’s 9 and just very aware that politicians are not exceptional human beings.

this is a good excuse to post my all time favorite Star Trek meme

Kind of crazy that I can do pictorial Sudoku? I’ve never solved one before that. Something is wrong with meeeeeee!

Tapping the sign (@boocanan.bsky.social)

I should only get benefits from living in a society. If I also have obligations that's communism

Ah, but if Mary was a Komodo dragon then Jesus would be born male, since monitor parthenogenesis produces future prospective mates for the mother in isolated circumstances.

Don’t mind me, I’m just stir-crazy out of my mind and can barely walk and am sad about this entire fucking year and I hate everything.

Text reads: July 2025 - Present • Here's the revised version, now reflecting your role as the trainer and caregiver of the animals-bringing your expertise and heart into the message:

Must be too busy doing my old job to actually write a job description for themselves.

I delved too deep (accidentally found the person who replaced me when I got laid off and checked their work bio and found their ChatGPT generated job description) and now I’m cranky

Pussy sounding like jangly piano

I’m not into wrestling or ring-fighting, but watching you suplex these absolute boners never gets old. Bless.

One time my old roommate was getting kinda uppity so I told him he looked like Paul Dano. Brought him in line for like three months.

I’ve never been very good at arranging song mixes, and that’s part of why I consider it genuinely artful. I have a friend who makes KILLER mixes that blow me away and all of these songs by unrelated artists get lined up in a way that they seem made for each other. So good!

Matt and I were just talking about this the other day. Album composition is an art! Songs bleed into each other and become part of a whole!

Curated song mixes by a friend count in my book.

A SKLEATON RISIN UP OUT OF DA GRAVE 2 REMIND YOU THAT DA A.I SHIT THATS GOING AROUND NOW IS DA SAME AS EVERY OTHER COMPUTER SCAM , AND THE BEST ITS GOT AFTER TRILLION'S OF DOLLARS OF MONEY AND SO MANY COMPUTERS THAT WE HAD TO OPEN NEW POWER PLANTS TO RUN THEM , IS : 1. VIDEO'S OF PEOPLE WHO ARE MOVING AROUND SLOWLY IN A WEIRD WAY, 2. PHOTO'S OF JESUS WHERE HES IN A SHOPPING MALL WITH THE PRESEDENT, 3. CODE THAT DOSENT WORK, 4. INCORRECT SUMMARY OF INFOMATION THAT YOU PASTE INTO IT, 5. NOW DUMB GUYS THINK THAT THE COMPUTER IS SAD OR SMART!!! THERE ALL BAD BUT THE WORST PART IS THAT THE WORST GUYS IN THE WORLD ARE MAKEN A SHIT LOAD OF MONEY OFF OFF IT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK, ANYWAY THE TEXT SAYS " REMEMEBER NFT'S? SORT OF? NOT REALLY? THE SAME GUYS WHO MADE THAT BULLSHIT ARE NOW TELLIN US AUTO COMPLETE IS INTELEGENT AND IT HAS FEELINGS" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

"AI" - dashare.zone ADMIN

This is just what Amazon parrots (and parrots in general) are like: violently jealous spouses.

word of advice to anyone reading: tokyo godfathers is never not free on whatever streaming service offers free titles. at this point it is easier to watch this on your own time than some of the canonized all-timers like charlie brown or grinch. heavily recommend making time for it

My kid sat us down the other day and said, “Mom, Dad… I think you two should probably monitor my Internet use better.”

I’d ask where he learned to be such a fucking square if I didn’t know who his mom is (she’s me)

Gone so fast! Damn…

Got to the bit with the life-size mechanical triceratops in the new DefunctLand video and lost it. Did these people really have no idea how big Triceratops was.

Ah, well. We’ll have to compare sufferings later, then.

What the fuck, Marcus

Son: What’s an attorney?
Me: It’s a really long time.
Husband: NO, that’s an Eternia.
Me: Eternia is where He-Man lives.
H: I- you-
S: Will anyone ever answer my question?
H: Son, an attorney is something I need.

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

Oh, yeah, when it HITS. I remember for a brief moment realizing that the pain was lifting, my husband holding my hand, and noticing that I’d been crying, and then I was just GONE. I was so exhausted.

Anyway, both of those influencers deserve the worst.

More than ANYTHING I just needed a chance to rest and relax, which can’t really happen with contractions happening every 30-120 seconds. I shudder to think how it might have gone without access to care though.

My first was 56hrs, and I just wasn’t progressing. I went in to the ER *3 times* before they finally admitted me and gave me morphine. I slept for the first time in 3 days, woke up, and delivered a healthy baby two hours later.

Medicine: It Works!

In Dungeon Meshi, the party attempts to eat a kraken, and find parasites in it that look like good eating on their own. However, when a character boldly eats one, he discovers that the parasites themselves had parasites, and spends the night in agony.