Bailey

LET KERSHAW PITCH YOU COWARD

If Myles Straw is The Batter™️ I’m gonna laugh so hard

CHAOS BALL

If they win on a challenge imma throw the remote at the tv

19! 19! 19! 🤣

MORE STRESS

This is baseball anything can happen! Who would’ve thought MIGUEL ROJAS would tie this??

They’re currently sitting on my couch chanting 19! 19! 19! 🤣

@shiphitsthefan.bsky.social wants 19 at least, we gotta make history!

STREEEEEEESSSS

I hate George Springer so much. And watching my city — my country — cheer so loudly for a cheater makes me sick honestly. What’s even the point if the cheaters are allowed to keep playing?

Y’all six children is so many children. Today I babysat 5 children in addition to my own child and honestly this experience confirmed for me that I’m meant to stay home and take care of my family but SIX CHILDREN I feel like fucking Maria after her first day with the Von Trapps.

SPACE COME TO CANADA SO I CAN MAKE YOU SOUP

Alright I’m gonna need all my friends to move within walking distance of me so I can make crockpots of soup for everyone instead of just for me TIA

Amazon just turned every single Ring camera into a potential ICE camera for sending your neighbors to concentration camps.

It is honestly one of the worst feelings in the world to care so deeply about something and know that literally everyone around you thinks you’re overreacting and that you should stop caring because they’ve moved on. Cheaters deserve to be punished. Yes this post is about George Springer.

I am trying to be more active on here but it’s hard because Life. Anyway I hope all you pocket friends are well ❤️

Hi I would like for things to stop being hard and to go back to enjoying being gay married in peace kthxbye

Her leaving leaves us in a bit of a tight spot but also she’s an absolute nightmare to live with and also toxic af so. I’m going to be so happy when she’s gone.

Roommate told us yesterday she’s moving out. I’m so ready for her to be gone. Ready to not have to walk on eggshells and manage her emotions. Also ready to be able to do whatever we want with our stuff rather than having to do as the dictator dictates or risk it all being thrown in our bedroom.

In what is potentially the most on-brand thing we’ve ever done, @shiphitsthefan.bsky.social and I began our wedding day in our matching oranges pyjamas ❤️

And we super appreciate it!

Thank yooou! And thank you for sending in your RSVP we only got like 5 back 🤣 sad you couldn’t be there! ❤️

He who! Kermint a forg was at my wedding!!

Thank yooooooou!!

on the way home, my car died on the fucking highway

I had to leave it behind at a dealership mechanic and am driving home with a rental car. Then I'm gonna have to drive 5.5 hours back to get it when it's fixed

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I'll happily do c0mms

ON A SCALE OF ONE TO MARRIED WE ARE SO FUCKING MARRIED!!

We’re so fucking married

Oh hey my mom texted me today for the first time in 21 months 🫠 having some Emotions™️