Post-America Guy

After Elmo’s rant today I’m going to make sure to spend a little time here every day, because Twitter’s days are fucking *numbered* now… God Elmo is such a dipshit…

Lol, I get that this site has no bluecheck chuds, but I basically come on here to check on one awesome account. It’s a chicken and egg problem. All the chickens are playing at the dipshit farm, and that’s where all the eggs (posts) are.

this is it EXACTLY. you're gonna hear about stuff from SOMEWHERE

Will. I think 95% of your points are reasonable, and like 5% make me wonder if you live on the same planet (you don’t, as you have upper middle class parents). Keep going bud. You’re not completely wrong, and you are a window into the minds of well-off people with a conscious.

Sorry, couldn’t wait 🍜

Why can’t we all just be on here instead? (Spoiler, I’m the fucking reason. All I do is add poison to the world. It comes from a place of well-intentioned concern, but I contribute nothing meaningful to the online space).

Last weeks choice to try and numb my existential dread with alcohol was a failure. That’s pretty much my go to move. I guess life is just going to be shades of grey for a stretch.

I mean, this isn’t Twitter. This is like visiting an empty bar.

What is the point of being on here?

It isn’t working.

It is so fucking grim out there. I’m going to drink until I can’t feel feelings tonight.

Had another day where I didn’t have time to go online. Very productive and so much less depressing.

My first non-political thought in like 7 years: You know this dude is obsessed with his receding hairline. He is imagining himself as the model: "everyone needs to be a jacked billionaire who only sleeps with supermodels, has a 2-inch dick, and wears bespoke Italian suits." High key incel vibes.

I hate that I know I have had a productive day because I haven’t looked at my phone for 5 hours.

A1 is a steak sauce. add 23 and you get A24 who make movies. add 23 again and add a K and you get AK47 a gun. hmmmm

Sure, As long as you ignore the centuries of exploitation that created those institutions

There’s a reason the Holy See and the USCCB lose their shit every time Francis says remember the poor

I know this makes me old now, but I still miss the pre-pandemic (or was that during pandemic?) world of ‘fleets’. Used to leave work and realize life was worth living. You should have been able to write some of those off as charitable donations to healthcare workers.

I’ll be honest, with the exception of dinkmagic being here - this place sucks balls.

I find the contrast between being a loser online and not a loser IRL so jarring.

Melodie’s Echo Chamber is fucking amazing (yes, I’m 10 years late - I’ve been busy).

I’m 100 giving into psycho mode (listening to the most insane tunes while walking through the city like a normal person). I’m motherfucking batman.

LOL. I was chatting about this with a run of the road, successful, previously pretty wild dad - he was like: I have been to like 50 of the fanciest restaurants, gone around the world, and if I didn’t have kids to help me see the world with fresh eyes I would have killed myself. Eye opening.

Good god that looks good.

wait a second. long walk... short pier..... my god i'd be soaked. this guy's trying to soak my ass

I hate that having kids mean you have no safe out. Like - you’re in their game no matter what now. Brutal.

Towards the end of pandemic the average Jo started acting so petulant and child like it sucked the joy out of my days. It’s not that people changed, they were just unmasked. Most people are not only staggeringly stupid, they have the self awareness of insects. Don’t know how to put the genie back….

Fuck I fucking LOVE autumn. Absolutely badass season. Everything looking beautifulAF, crisp air. Leafs falling all around you (motion effectsIRL). Absolutely terrific shit. Now, if I could simply rediscover my love for helping to take care of people…

Bad ass. Just so you know, that nickname trick didn’t work for “pedo-bobby” (he’s not a pedo, honest!). Them guys don’t get high comedy is all.