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Me leaving the fire store to go to the water store

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Putting your head in the oven, but in a good way (cleaning it)

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Helpful diagram

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Did you know that the Grand Canyon is as deep as the Moon is high?

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Are we not doing that anymore? Did I miss a memo?

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A fucked up looking cat

Good morning Mr. President 🫡

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Good night Bluesky <3

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*bums a cigarette off you* You know smoking makes your dick smaller? *takes a long drag*

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So horny you get a little scared

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