Jedd Horvath

Toughts and prayers today for His Majesty’s Prostate
Sublimate only to that of the lord
A benevolent orb, swollen (too swole?)
Beneath a woollen halo that is our faith and trust
Pee fully, gentle patron
Perhaps less tea and coffee

18.01.2024 15:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Peanuts for free tier, deez for subscribers and select creators.

24.08.2023 21:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To avoid this very issue, my new app will be calling them “nuts”, and your invite code will be arriving shortly.

23.08.2023 20:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fresh tortilla chips in a kitchenware retail environment.

I realize this picture probably looks gross, but rest assured this is a fresh refill after I ate what was already there.

15.08.2023 21:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Mayonnaise speed” as a sticky column in the Excel sheet.

A STICKY column.

15.08.2023 21:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy Zero Cool day to those who celebrate it.

10.08.2023 17:50 — 👍 2103    🔁 790    💬 57    📌 94

A stablecoin pegged to the going rate for Bluesky invites.

11.08.2023 00:05 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

God bless ambient music festivals in greenspaces.

07.08.2023 01:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Growing salad, braiding garlic, freezing pesto, drying legumes, fermenting yoghurt, sauerkraut, pickles, radishes; curing bacon, smoking salmon. Would very much prefer to avoid the/an apocalypse, but it’s good to keep your options open.

06.08.2023 04:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Zhat Vash, but for public-facing LLMs.

30.07.2023 16:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks! Although I’m not kidding — getting to the bottom of a feed seems like some farmstyle wizardry these days.

29.07.2023 18:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The secret, ebullient joy of seeing repeat skeets/toots/threads and thus knowing that the feed is empty and your social responsibilities are complete.

29.07.2023 17:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0