Amitai Marmorstein

low seeds hate this one trick

Hot Priest vs Hot Rabbi

Hot take: The BBC office is to the NBC Office what Fleabag is to Nobody Wants This

Oh no kingsgate mall is gentrifying. The public bathroom was a little messy and not hauntingly gross like it usually is 😔 it’s over

Jonathan Livingston Cena

got so high last night I almost left the house like this

Socrates was a classic poster. He just walked up to people and asked them what they believed in, then he’d say it was stupid and yell at them. He argued with everybody until he was legally compelled to kill himself. Not one of us has that commitment

my new years resolution? same as it is every year. keep getting hotter, keep getting dumber ✨

ok that’s a v good jacket

is this a different one than the one yesterday??

if a sapiosexual told me that they think im hot i’d kms

the problem with dating ppl younger me is that none of them are as impressed with my vintage No Fear t-shirt collection as they should be

Ya I’m gonna predict that you’re gonna get a little obsessed with them. Remind me to tell you the whole concert story when I see you next

non monogamy is tricky cuz how do you figure out which book to read first

the only time I’ve read a book in the past 5 years has been when someone I had a crush on told me to

First, yes. Second, do you know olive klug?? Cuz I think this tweet may have been inspired by their song ghost of avalon. They told a story at their concert like “this song is about how breaking up with non binary ppl is hard because we like to name ourselves after inanimate objects”

Still cool as hell I’m afraid!

the noise cancelling on my new headphones is so good I can’t hear my thoughts anymore. I’m finally free

i’d post hole before i post my spotify wrapped

I'm just built different (incorrectly)

having red flags is ableist to colorblind ppl

if we’re being real this is what I’m looking for

just trying to reach that level of hotness that when i get depressed it only makes me hotter

wait she’s one woman? i thought they were two brothers who’s last name was Doctorjoyce

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Prove you’re human.
Prove you stand on two legs.
Run.

remembering to pluck my eyebrows so i don’t get roasted when i go watch football with the boys later

if you can’t handle me at my most depressed you don’t deserve me at my slightly less depressed

worried i’m gonna default on my sleep debt

dude i’m so sorry please stop the wish my sleep debt is outta control