Brick McGinty

These are all wrong, none of these people are Superman.

McPope!

Petition to have Susannah slap Ed Balls’ face whenever he does that angry smile thing.

Lovely sunny day. My skin’s inability to withstand it for more than five minutes makes me functionally a vampire.

Or try standing up for something, for once in your lives?

Vital to post photos of your dogs. Just good manners, really.

You know it’s Christmas when the fudge bus arrives.

Starting a petition to insist women have to find me more attractive.

Is there a shitposter starter pack?

What is happening in Southern England, it does not snow here! End times! It’s the Rapture!

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I’d say he’s standing. Even walking, at one point.

This is a sheep that’s seen things.

Found dirty book in charity shop.

Putting pressure on Jake Paul to fight Joe Biden next.

Ha ha ha, Lokmann! What a ridiculous name!

Noticing I’ve received an email, any email.

You know, I really think Abigail is an all-time vampire movie. Up there with Dracula (1958), 30 Days of Night. Interview with the Vampire TV series tops all, however.

*Kamal Harris pals around with Cheneys, supports a genocide, waves gun*
Dems: “We lost the election because we were too woke.”

And I therefore announce that this Venomous Centipede has been elected as the new leader of the Labour Party and Prime Minister of Great Britain.

Writing a review of the year for a small publication, which is how I’ve learned that this year saw the discovery of the UK’s first venomous centipede. In some chap’s bathroom. I mean come on.

The US left is completely banished for the presidential election, but somehow the defeat is also their fault? An impressive achievement.

Allow me to recommend In a Violent Nature, which I found inventive and funny.