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Jokes, poetry, trivia, dogs, snacks. Views are my own and do not represent my jobs or dogs. plusgreg everywhere. (he/him)

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Be safe!

09.08.2025 11:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mel has been tireless in reporting police abuses against protests for racial justice, for immigrants rights, for Palestine. On the ground and in the thick of it, over and over again.

You can find her PayPal and Venmo at this address. Just saying: linktr.ee/mel_buer

09.08.2025 06:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck this. Sending thoughts, will send bail if needed.

09.08.2025 05:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
PANEL 1: A mom, dad, and daughter are driving in a car. MOM: "Rita says the school is closed indefinitely and another chunk of the moon just wiped out the Dakotas... Thousands more will start hitting us soon, like Space Hail."
PANEL 2: DAUGHTER: "Since the world's ending anyway--maybe I could watch an R-rated movie tonight?"
PANEL 3: DAD: "Nice try, but we need you to die with 'chaste eyes and imaginings."
PANEL 4: MOM (to daughter): "He just wants to make sure you'll go to Heaven to establish a beachhead for our family--we'll need you to petition God for our release from Hell."
PANEL 5: DAD: "Kiddo, your mother and I have soiled minds that have conjured all manner of erotic fantasias. We are bound only for the pit."

PANEL 1: A mom, dad, and daughter are driving in a car. MOM: "Rita says the school is closed indefinitely and another chunk of the moon just wiped out the Dakotas... Thousands more will start hitting us soon, like Space Hail." PANEL 2: DAUGHTER: "Since the world's ending anyway--maybe I could watch an R-rated movie tonight?" PANEL 3: DAD: "Nice try, but we need you to die with 'chaste eyes and imaginings." PANEL 4: MOM (to daughter): "He just wants to make sure you'll go to Heaven to establish a beachhead for our family--we'll need you to petition God for our release from Hell." PANEL 5: DAD: "Kiddo, your mother and I have soiled minds that have conjured all manner of erotic fantasias. We are bound only for the pit."

talking to your children about sex

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09.08.2025 04:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2055    ๐Ÿ” 442    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Always feels like a missed opportunity that when they cast the first woman as The Doctor that her companion wasn't named Will Actually.

09.08.2025 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Magic Screen from Peewee, a sort of drafting table and tv. Glitter center, pink body, eyes and smile stretched out at top and bottom.

Magic Screen from Peewee, a sort of drafting table and tv. Glitter center, pink body, eyes and smile stretched out at top and bottom.

Lady Cassandra from Doctor Who. An ancient woman who has reduced herself to just a stretched panel of skin on a metal frame.

Lady Cassandra from Doctor Who. An ancient woman who has reduced herself to just a stretched panel of skin on a metal frame.

HUH.

09.08.2025 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Jambi from Peewee's Playhouse, a disembodied genie head in an elaborate box. Green skin with purple eyeshadow, red turban, red sequin eyebrows.

Jambi from Peewee's Playhouse, a disembodied genie head in an elaborate box. Green skin with purple eyeshadow, red turban, red sequin eyebrows.

The Face of Boe from Doctor Who. A large disembodied head in a tank of fluid.

The Face of Boe from Doctor Who. A large disembodied head in a tank of fluid.

Huh.

09.08.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CGE just pledged to donate all the money they're making on a new HP version of one of their games. I'd like to see these actors put their money where their mouth is if they're truly regretful.

09.08.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My favorite doctor and companion

09.08.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"Did you ever wonder what it would look like for the human head to have a foreskin? Wonder no more!"

09.08.2025 02:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But not TO ME. ;)

09.08.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bill Maher is the Jimmy Fallon of Bill O'Reillys.

09.08.2025 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the worst things about summer is that it's too long between candy holidays.

09.08.2025 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Grilled Nebraska Corn" is elote. That's just elote. This should not be hard.

09.08.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's giving circle, circle, dot dot, now you've got your cooties shot.

08.08.2025 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Marc Maron stepping up as the Joe Rogan of the left, but ironically as he's on the farewell tour for the END of his podcast.

08.08.2025 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone who spoke about this and stood their ground - I am so grateful to all of you. This is a real incredible achievement that marks our hobby as a force for good. You are all very, very cool.

08.08.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 175    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*

This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

08.08.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8724    ๐Ÿ” 2161    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 81    ๐Ÿ“Œ 64

I think Friendship and Barbarian both show that the line between horror and isn't too sturdy. Both are about setting up expectations and then subverting or destroying them. I think the most scared I've been by a movie this year is when he turns the car around 10 mins. from the end of Friendship.

08.08.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Isabelle's in the finals tonight fighting for the first overall pick. I'm keeping the hype up in the group chat.

08.08.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have just connected that this is the same guy from Whitest Kids U Know, I will be requesting PTO to process this new information.

08.08.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

using the power of AI, you can now step into and even talk with your favorite paintings, like the mona lisa! she won't stop screaming. her mind cannot comprehend the third dimension we placed her in. every moment of her existence is like being smashed through a plate glass window in every direction

08.08.2025 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1435    ๐Ÿ” 196    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Some James Austin Johnson definitely got into the stew pot there.

08.08.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's a moment in the Wolf of Jealousy episode that made me pause the show and laugh for like two minutes straight. Incredible show.

Chip Manhands is a revelation.

08.08.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I swear my dog just said "...fuck" when I slid open the patio door for him to go outside.

08.08.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œDonโ€™t let perfect be the enemy of the goodโ€

This implies that pandering to bigots is โ€œgoodโ€

08.08.2025 06:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2630    ๐Ÿ” 454    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

Krillhop Beats For Baleen Whales To Filter Feed To (10 Hours)

08.08.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saw them with The Midnight opening this February, truly an incredible party.

08.08.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Elseworlds: Booster Gold is Superman

08.08.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll get in on the next one when they include UNOmaha and the box is a trash can full of popcorn.

08.08.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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