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12.02.2026 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is exactly what you'd do if you wanted to make sure that wrestling fans chanted "Fuck ICE" throughout the hours of live wrestling you air in prime time every week.

12.02.2026 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 972    πŸ” 213    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 6
Screenshot from Purple Rain. Prince smiles against the background of a blue sky. He wears a dramatic white scarf and purple jacket. Text at bottom reads YOU HAVE TO PURIFY YOURSELF IN LAKE MINNETONKA.

Screenshot from Purple Rain. Prince smiles against the background of a blue sky. He wears a dramatic white scarf and purple jacket. Text at bottom reads YOU HAVE TO PURIFY YOURSELF IN LAKE MINNETONKA.

This is the only acceptable way for ICE and CBP to "withdraw" from Minnesota.

12.02.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
11.02.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6663    πŸ” 2384    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 5

And you're going to vote to give ICE ten billion more dollars to do it to the next city, aren't you?

12.02.2026 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not a withdrawal until ICE is abolished.

I have neighbors everywhere.

12.02.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1533    πŸ” 374    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 10

I mean people never stopped saying "my opps" based on their overwhelming disdain for J. Robert Oppenheimer.

12.02.2026 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"you are a regular guy" #midwestemo  #memes #shorts #midwestemomusic #makesomenoise
YouTube video by Jon Southerland "you are a regular guy" #midwestemo #memes #shorts #midwestemomusic #makesomenoise

I love meeting people and doing stuff once I'm out. It's the getting out that's hard for me. I listen to this once a morning to psych myself up, and oddly enough?

It works.

12.02.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And Minnesota is stuck fuck-center of the dot.

12.02.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was sure you edited this.

12.02.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This bigotry slipped out, but remember: even racism kept silent can be deadly.

12.02.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Students from Lincoln high schools trek to Capitol to protest federal immigration enforcement Hundreds of Lincoln High and Lincoln Northeast students gathered in front of the Capitol on Wednesday, waving signs and flags while protesting federal immigration enforcement.

Students from Lincoln Northeast High School walked nearly 6 miles to the Capitol to protest ICE. They met up with students from Lincoln High, which is about a half mile down the hill.

From LJS's Livia Ziskey:
journalstar.com/news/local/e...

12.02.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Fluffy black cat lies on a bathroom rug shaped like various mushrooms. Extremely fluffy. His legs are splayed out below him, he looks up at the camera with large green eyes.

Fluffy black cat lies on a bathroom rug shaped like various mushrooms. Extremely fluffy. His legs are splayed out below him, he looks up at the camera with large green eyes.

This guy just lives in my house.

12.02.2026 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jeffrey Epstein and Steve Bannon both helped start the modern anti-trans moral panic to distract from their paedophilia.
That is a fact. As documented in the files.
Also a fact is they hoped it would drive some trans people to sex work and into their arms.
Also a fact documented in the files.
1/2

11.02.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 412    πŸ” 147    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Hell yeah!

12.02.2026 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What in the fuck? She doubled down?!

12.02.2026 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Reddit thread with a pic of someone holding a sign that says
LET’S FUCKING GO!
NICE JOB, SEAHAWKS!

Most of the letters are green, but the first four letters of β€œfucking” and the last three letters of β€œnice” are black

Reddit thread with a pic of someone holding a sign that says LET’S FUCKING GO! NICE JOB, SEAHAWKS! Most of the letters are green, but the first four letters of β€œfucking” and the last three letters of β€œnice” are black

Go Hawks

12.02.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1004    πŸ” 189    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
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Unused iron-on from 1984. I'm afraid to try and transfer it, so it's just art for now

12.02.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 840    πŸ” 159    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4

I regret to inform you that Several Dudes in the ITYSL Facebook group where I cross-posted this had a number of unacceptable energies.

12.02.2026 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Image of the actor Justin Kirk, a middle aged white man with gray hair and strong eyebrows. He's handsome. This is a screenshot from The Burbs.

Image of the actor Justin Kirk, a middle aged white man with gray hair and strong eyebrows. He's handsome. This is a screenshot from The Burbs.

Love when this guy shows up. Everything's better with a little Temu-thy Olyphant.

12.02.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a game called Cassette Beasts that really scratches this itch.

12.02.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One Guy, No Girl, No Pizza Place

12.02.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can I see Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie if I've never listened to Leadbelly?

11.02.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Please honor James’ memory by getting screened for colorectal cancer. Make the call today if you are 45 or have a family history. Rates are surging among young people. Catching it early is the best way to survive it.

www.cancer.org/cancer/types...

11.02.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 893    πŸ” 308    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 29

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

11.02.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 10841    πŸ” 3726    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 160

Don't Trust the B was truly a high water mark for sitcoms. My heart continually breaks when I think of the tragedy Krysten Ritter's endured.

11.02.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Image from Super Bowl halftime show 2024. Usher stands on an LED screen/stage that shows a blue clock face with his moving digital shadow as the arms of a clock.

Image from Super Bowl halftime show 2024. Usher stands on an LED screen/stage that shows a blue clock face with his moving digital shadow as the arms of a clock.

Two years ago today Usher experimented with the Blue Mage class at the Super Bowl halftime show and we've been in the darkest timeline ever since.

11.02.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Image of a sprawling text with a lot of emojis in it about Groundhog's Day. 

!! ATTENTION !! Bit's GROUNDHOG'S DAY,
BITCHES
It'a time to find out if
Spring
is cumming
or if we have
more
MARE
weeks
of HOE-bernation
Let's give a
hand
to
= Clymer H. Freas
for being a
CLIMAX H. FREAK
and spreading
the news about everyone's favorite
GroundHOE
FUCKS-atawny Fill those holes
SO
Keep your
eyes β€’ β€’ on Phil's moist hole
and
if he peeps a
SHADY HOE
you know
what that means !!!?
!!!? 6 more weeks 21 of
DICK
if it's
cloudy
then that little ground slut
knows springs about to
be SPRUNG
Send this to
of your
β€’ β€’ shadiest β€’ β€’
bitches
if you get
back
you'll be in your moist
hole
ever if
you get
back
the
Spring
won't be
the only thing coming
if you get
1
0
back
then you're the sluttiest little ground hoe
in all of
CUNTsylvania

Image of a sprawling text with a lot of emojis in it about Groundhog's Day. !! ATTENTION !! Bit's GROUNDHOG'S DAY, BITCHES It'a time to find out if Spring is cumming or if we have more MARE weeks of HOE-bernation Let's give a hand to = Clymer H. Freas for being a CLIMAX H. FREAK and spreading the news about everyone's favorite GroundHOE FUCKS-atawny Fill those holes SO Keep your eyes β€’ β€’ on Phil's moist hole and if he peeps a SHADY HOE you know what that means !!!? !!!? 6 more weeks 21 of DICK if it's cloudy then that little ground slut knows springs about to be SPRUNG Send this to of your β€’ β€’ shadiest β€’ β€’ bitches if you get back you'll be in your moist hole ever if you get back the Spring won't be the only thing coming if you get 1 0 back then you're the sluttiest little ground hoe in all of CUNTsylvania

I honestly think it's letting the horny emoji text format affect its output.

11.02.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What did she KNOW

11.02.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm not doomscrolling i'm scrollmaxxing

11.02.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 735    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 4

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