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This is exactly what you'd do if you wanted to make sure that wrestling fans chanted "Fuck ICE" throughout the hours of live wrestling you air in prime time every week.
12.02.2026 16:38 β π 972 π 213 π¬ 14 π 6Screenshot from Purple Rain. Prince smiles against the background of a blue sky. He wears a dramatic white scarf and purple jacket. Text at bottom reads YOU HAVE TO PURIFY YOURSELF IN LAKE MINNETONKA.
This is the only acceptable way for ICE and CBP to "withdraw" from Minnesota.
12.02.2026 16:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And you're going to vote to give ICE ten billion more dollars to do it to the next city, aren't you?
12.02.2026 16:01 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs not a withdrawal until ICE is abolished.
I have neighbors everywhere.
I mean people never stopped saying "my opps" based on their overwhelming disdain for J. Robert Oppenheimer.
12.02.2026 15:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love meeting people and doing stuff once I'm out. It's the getting out that's hard for me. I listen to this once a morning to psych myself up, and oddly enough?
It works.
And Minnesota is stuck fuck-center of the dot.
12.02.2026 15:30 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was sure you edited this.
12.02.2026 15:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This bigotry slipped out, but remember: even racism kept silent can be deadly.
12.02.2026 15:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Students from Lincoln Northeast High School walked nearly 6 miles to the Capitol to protest ICE. They met up with students from Lincoln High, which is about a half mile down the hill.
From LJS's Livia Ziskey:
journalstar.com/news/local/e...
Fluffy black cat lies on a bathroom rug shaped like various mushrooms. Extremely fluffy. His legs are splayed out below him, he looks up at the camera with large green eyes.
This guy just lives in my house.
12.02.2026 12:38 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Jeffrey Epstein and Steve Bannon both helped start the modern anti-trans moral panic to distract from their paedophilia.
That is a fact. As documented in the files.
Also a fact is they hoped it would drive some trans people to sex work and into their arms.
Also a fact documented in the files.
1/2
Hell yeah!
12.02.2026 11:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What in the fuck? She doubled down?!
12.02.2026 06:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Reddit thread with a pic of someone holding a sign that says LETβS FUCKING GO! NICE JOB, SEAHAWKS! Most of the letters are green, but the first four letters of βfuckingβ and the last three letters of βniceβ are black
Go Hawks
12.02.2026 01:52 β π 1004 π 189 π¬ 5 π 3Unused iron-on from 1984. I'm afraid to try and transfer it, so it's just art for now
12.02.2026 03:01 β π 840 π 159 π¬ 10 π 4I regret to inform you that Several Dudes in the ITYSL Facebook group where I cross-posted this had a number of unacceptable energies.
12.02.2026 03:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Image of the actor Justin Kirk, a middle aged white man with gray hair and strong eyebrows. He's handsome. This is a screenshot from The Burbs.
Love when this guy shows up. Everything's better with a little Temu-thy Olyphant.
12.02.2026 02:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There's a game called Cassette Beasts that really scratches this itch.
12.02.2026 02:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One Guy, No Girl, No Pizza Place
12.02.2026 02:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can I see Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie if I've never listened to Leadbelly?
11.02.2026 22:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Please honor Jamesβ memory by getting screened for colorectal cancer. Make the call today if you are 45 or have a family history. Rates are surging among young people. Catching it early is the best way to survive it.
www.cancer.org/cancer/types...
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
11.02.2026 19:56 β π 10841 π 3726 π¬ 72 π 160Don't Trust the B was truly a high water mark for sitcoms. My heart continually breaks when I think of the tragedy Krysten Ritter's endured.
11.02.2026 21:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Image from Super Bowl halftime show 2024. Usher stands on an LED screen/stage that shows a blue clock face with his moving digital shadow as the arms of a clock.
Two years ago today Usher experimented with the Blue Mage class at the Super Bowl halftime show and we've been in the darkest timeline ever since.
11.02.2026 21:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Image of a sprawling text with a lot of emojis in it about Groundhog's Day. !! ATTENTION !! Bit's GROUNDHOG'S DAY, BITCHES It'a time to find out if Spring is cumming or if we have more MARE weeks of HOE-bernation Let's give a hand to = Clymer H. Freas for being a CLIMAX H. FREAK and spreading the news about everyone's favorite GroundHOE FUCKS-atawny Fill those holes SO Keep your eyes β’ β’ on Phil's moist hole and if he peeps a SHADY HOE you know what that means !!!? !!!? 6 more weeks 21 of DICK if it's cloudy then that little ground slut knows springs about to be SPRUNG Send this to of your β’ β’ shadiest β’ β’ bitches if you get back you'll be in your moist hole ever if you get back the Spring won't be the only thing coming if you get 1 0 back then you're the sluttiest little ground hoe in all of CUNTsylvania
I honestly think it's letting the horny emoji text format affect its output.
11.02.2026 20:50 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What did she KNOW
11.02.2026 18:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i'm not doomscrolling i'm scrollmaxxing
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