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A cup of hot fish milk with every lunch combo.

So true.

It heats up a lot better after the first two.

I know thematically it seems like a mismatch, but they sold me a prototype of a crustacean with heavy naturals called The Sauce Lobster.

That's what Atlas Obscura is for.

Excuse me, "COCK" sauce?!

Wrecking up the udders of my Condiment Beast dispenser because my fish and chip customers deserve teats of malt vinegar AND tartar sauce.

Hell yeah let me drive around in a Janet Jackson music video timed for release with The Nutty Professor.

Image of an inflatable Slimer suit made from polyester in a green color. Pants and sneakers of people wearing the costume are plainly visible.

Image of Geodude mascot suit from Pokémon parades and such. A big round rock with angry eyes and big beefy arms. Legs and feet are in a transparent png pattern of gray and white.

This costume should really come with the transparent png pants that the Geodude mascots wear.

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

Could be worse. You could just scream "NOT ENOUGH."

Jenny Nicholson tweet continues to not miss

Two very different contexts for chanting TO THE HILT

We saw you smoking on Vinton today! Sorry/you're welcome that we didn't pull over and say hi/terrify you.

This is just a warning in a police station around the fentanyl evidence. Only cops are affected by contact with it.

I don't think a drink with "anal colic" in its...subtitle...is ever going to find a spot in the American fridge.

LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

Marquee sign that reads "POTATOES AND MOLAS5EZ" with black text on white background. It is positioned in front of a wooden cabinet with glass doors that contains a variety of plush, collectibles, and a photo and sculpture of Ruffles, the best dog to ever do it.

It is an abiding tragedy that this marquee sign kit from the clearance bin at Barnes and Noble only includes two Letters S.

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If only the second one is true, spreading the first story might make him fire those aides. He did it to Bannon first term. That would be a net positive.

Can’t help but remember when this picture was enough to spark months of scandal

This is the only cat it should be legal to charge "pet rent" to.

What really matters tonight is that AI continues to eat dogshit.

Neutral baseball fans watching this game: Wow, this game is incredible! Some great baseball!

Invested fans: I wanna die

stop putting off getting your vaccines and boosters :))))

This is just unreal.

Screencap from video halfway between the head chef and the cop from Dexter.

Dexter Morgan's sleep paralysis demon:

That Audrey II metal guy!

Dear President Obama, I saw in your statement you said "Israeli families" & "the people of Gaza." Palestinians have families, too. This kind of language contributes to dehumanization. Dehumanization is part of what caused so many to stay silent as 20,000 children were killed in this genocide. I've sat with wonderful Palestinian families from Gaza. They look at their children just like we look at ours - with all the love & hope in the world. Love, Ms Rachel

Seeing Ms. Rachel say exactly what needs to be said to Obama is so damn refreshing

Omaha folks, this is a great organization for your support year-round, but especially with cold weather ahead.