@middlebrewer.bsky.social
Herder of coders doing middleware stuff
Can I introduce you to the concept of a cake fork
21.02.2026 16:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0But did you get any cake?
21.02.2026 16:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
For the #Loughborough folk on here, there's a #RepairCafe taking place in Fearon Hall this Saturday morning. Reprobates such as @clivebagley.bsky.social and myself will be there trying to fix and sharpen stuff. Bring us broken stuff to repair!
transitionloughborough.wordpress.com/2026/02/19/r...
Get back to work minion 😆
09.02.2026 12:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So I need to add non-slip matts to the list of things that have hurt Jon
05.02.2026 11:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0As Jon lives in 16th century Stratford I suspect full fibre broadband just means he's employed the services of a louder town crier 😆
20.01.2026 18:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yay, no need to mute you this weekend then 😂
17.01.2026 09:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am relieved you aren't in the office this week 😌
31.12.2025 22:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You can't beat a spot of percussive maintenance 😆
24.12.2025 09:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do we need to add leek and potato soup to the list of things that have hurt Jon? 😆
22.12.2025 15:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dunstable has a lot to answer for 😂
21.12.2025 12:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Almost certainly
20.12.2025 09:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bar humbug!
20.11.2025 20:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Too much information (yet again) Jon
15.11.2025 12:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🤔🤣
13.11.2025 17:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wow, custard creams! 👍
07.11.2025 15:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You know the team rule about snacks that ate stuck together, they only count as one and must be eaten together
01.11.2025 08:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0More shitages then
14.10.2025 08:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Better than being a rat in a cage?
09.10.2025 11:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🤮🤮
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"was a massive nerd". Was? 😄
03.10.2025 15:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You're not still claiming to be a chick magnet are you Jon 😄
16.09.2025 13:03 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0And you're to the office tomorrow 😟
11.08.2025 11:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Was the message: "See you Jon" ? 😁
30.07.2025 12:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Or any other kind of dance now that I think about it 😂
#clampDancing
Please stop performing your rain dance 😒
26.07.2025 11:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Don't do this please: most of us would prefer not to have to talk to the system users. Just send biscuits and cake.
25.07.2025 14:50 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Perhaps you need to visit the hospital then 😆
25.07.2025 12:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If only you'd left work when we suggested it
24.07.2025 19:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
