Andy Greenberg

I've spent all season looking at the final series and hoping it wouldn't matter for the Dodgers so the M's had a better chance at winning. I never would have thought it wouldn't matter because of the Mariners

Update!

Guide for #Mariners fans like me with decades-long PTSD heading into today's game. We have avoided disaster. Let's get out there and avoid disappointment!

Dutch late night TV has its take

Accidentally took this screenshot but it really shows the mustache in all its glory #Mariners

You'd think I'd be used to it by now but every single day I see more and more antisemitism from people who insist they aren't being antisemitic, and more and more parroting of Hamas lies from people who insist they are speaking the truth

Woooooo go Kangs!!

Happy 425 day to my fellow Western Washingtonians

The #Mariners are such an embarrassment 🤦🏻‍♂️

If you've ever wanted to experience an alternate universe, just go to the second-closest #TraderJoes

The #Mariners visit in June. Can't wait!

Thank you! I'm just glad it wasn't any sort of failure

Delta knew what was up. PHX to PHX

My plane just landed and then took off again. I was taking a time lapse video. Captain said (paraphrasing) "We had to discontinue our landing and go around which is totally normal. There was a plane on the ground that was a little too close"

I was taking a time lapse!

Normalize graggers in Washington

Cheekface was right, l*t's r*pl*c* *ll th* v*w*ls w*th *st*r*sks

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In Ichiro's record-breaking 262-hit 2004 season he played in 161 games and hit .372

He finished 27 of those games with zero hits and 34 of them with three or more hits.

#IchiroHOF #Mariners

In his first EIGHT season with the #Mariners, Ichiro had all of the following:

.300 AVG
200 Hits
100 Runs
30 SB
20 2B
5 3B

He also averaged only 5.25 GIDP per season, and in his 9th season, only did it once in 146 games.

A marvel whose accolades are more than well-deserved! #IchiroHOF

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Fun #timecapsule: Found my binder of 30+ mix CDs from the early 2000's. I cataloged each of them when I was a senior in high school, lots of long-forgotten bands and songs. When's the last time you listened to Revis??

Certainly a 100% accurate prediction #nflplayoffs

The #Mariners offseason plan

Reminder that you should be having BBQ sauce with your latkes #happyhanukkah

YouTube video by MC Video Archives Ricky Henderson Homers In First Mariners At Bat & BRAWL (2000) MLB (Local News Highlights)

Mark McLemore charged the mound in the same game where Rickey Henderson homered in his first at bat for the #Mariners

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No batter has won ROY with zero HRs but eight pitchers have won it and hit at least one: J. Fernandez, D. Willis and K. Wood most recently.

Another fun ROY stat, Devin Williams won w/ 53 Ks in 27 IP (lowest IP for ROY). Steve Howe won w/ 39 Ks (lowest for a ROY) in 84 IP #baseball #baseballtrivia

#ImmaculateGrid has me looking at the ROY list again. In '85, the two ROY winners (V. Coleman, O. Guillen) each hit only one HR, by far the lowest combined HRs outside of years where only pitchers won. The '91 and '92 AL ROYs (C. Knoblauch, P. Listach) also hit only one HR #baseball #baseballtrivia

I'll share my own since it's getting some play again

Ownership doesn't care whatsoever about the draft and player development