eric

ignorance is 9/10ths of the law

Archeologists found 115,000 year old human footprints where they shouldn’t be so im guessing it was in the sand . was it?

was it in the sand, it was in the sand wasn’t it

Daily Mail headline: Labour's obesity tsar urges restaurants to give women smaller portions than men as they need less calories By VICTORIA ALLEN, SCIENCE EDITOR 23:56 06 Dec 2025, updated 01:08 07 Dec 2025

you: absolutely and correctly livid at the abject stupidity of this suggestion

me: unable to stop muttering FEWER calories

a central tenet of AI generated content is that bad information is better than no information

I might be done with amusement park rides. do I need a thrill like that at my age? probably not!

the 7 o'clock hour is a great hour

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

us to our grandparents: so you just tried to roll a hoop with a stick?

our grandkids to us: so you just tried to guess a short word?

hi, I'm Luke Wilson. I'm here in my dusty country clothes at a dusty country pit stop to tell you to get AT&T cellular telephone service.

hi, I'm Billy Bob Thornton. I'm here in my dusty country clothes at a dusty country pit stop to tell you to get T Mobile cellular telephone service.

fuck you soap dispenser you don't know how much soap I nead

they want to smooch our country to pieces. they want to tongue us to death. they want to neck us into oblivion.

i haven’t seen a koo attempt go this badly since the jan 6th protester tased his own balls

EARTHA KITT had SEX with SANTA CLAUS

layne staley / lane go-ley

I will not be apologizing for my next post

looking into every mirrored surface I walk by, trying to catch a candid of myself

it's irresponsible

a "cabal" is *any* group of people working together to undermine our collective reality. who does it serve to gatekeep this?

I see we're doing another "hunky weirdo in space" movie

bigfoot is a Christmas cryptid

Poll of likely voters: Do you think we should make everyone's life better?

D: 73/27
I: 61/39
R: 51/49

Repubs: It's impossible and also comminist.

Dems: Hmm yeah good point ...

I'm an unconscious genius

I'm reading comments about how Lamar Jackson's tuck fumble was bullshit. oh you think that should still be considered a part of the throwing motion? there should be a rule for that?

feature to ban any post that mentions Stephen Miller, any post that mentions that post, and any post that refers to any of those posts

I'm begging for dirtbag leftists to add an ounce of charisma to their politics.

I figured Geoffrey for dead. good for him.