Xander Command

The Rizzler implies the existence of the Gizzler if we're going by Wu-Tang logic

I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.

I was fighting fascism with the power of love and kindness and just really getting my ass handed to me. proteanmag.com/2025/11/01/w...

It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)

because he’s a ChadCath who is Eucharist-pilled and is straight up Christ’sLovemaxxing.

plus he lets his haters be his waiters at his altar of righteousness.

"When history is written as it ought to be written, it is the moderation and long patience of the masses at which men will wonder, not their ferocity." - CLR James, "The Black Jacobins"

UN Expert Says US Boat Strikes Are “Crime Against Humanity,” With 61 Killed Amnesty International USA said the strikes are nothing more than a “murder spree.”…

Amnesty International USA condemned the strikes as a “murder spree.” “The administration has not even named its victims, nor provided evidence of their alleged crimes. But even if they did, intentionally killing people accused of committing crimes who pose no imminent threat to life is murder.”

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

lol this cop pissed himself

Riker tooting on that boner

The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater

Well well well

Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.”

“If the car’s gone,”

“I’ll give you another cookie anyway”

“because I love you.”

Happy Columbo’s Day

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

The largest company in the world by value is A FUCKING GRAPHICS CARD MANUFACTURER this is a fucking sick joke and the punchline is either us or them

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

A OLD TIMEY SKELATEN THAT SAYS " THE GOVERENT IS NOT YOUR FRIEND, I AM YOU'RE FRIEND, WHAT ARE WE DOING LATER " - MORE THOGHTS AT patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

I AM - dashare.zone ADMIN

“If she wants to know something specific, but doesn’t want people to notice her asking questions, she should simply make incorrect statements while in the company of experts. Her companions will correct her, especially if they're men.”

- Advice for female agents in WW2, provided during SOE training

Sex workers posting wildly incorrect WW2 rage bait to get people to click on their bio instead of thirst traps is the funniest anecdote you can tell about this place

Sabrina Carpenter is a gen x lounge singer trapped in the body of a Polly Pocket. Sabrina Carpenter is countryfied britpop. Sabrina Carpenter is a paper maché Ann Margaret. Sabrina Carpenter is David Foster Wallace in a peignoir set. Sabrina Carpenter is postmodernism itself. Sabrina Carpenter is.

Saw this a couple weeks ago and was really worried it was fake but WOWEEEEE IT'S REALLLLL

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

IT IS CLEAR. YOU JUST TAKE A NORMAL FUCKING DOSAGE OF FUCKING TYLENOL AND YOU ARE FUCKING FINE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

someone said of Wikipedia: “it is a thing that does not work in theory but turned out to work in practice”

John @hodgman.bsky.social, wondering if you and +1 would be interested in attending a wedding on October 12th on the coast of Maine? Longtime fan, figured I would shoot my shot. Understand if you're busy, but we'd love to have you there

Whoever runs socials for @lastweektonight.com, can you ask John if he and a +1 are free Sunday, October 12th to attend a wedding in coastal Maine? My fiancee watches the show religiously and it would be an incredible surprise for her if he showed up.

Stephen, @colbertlateshow.bsky.social, longtime fan, first time caller. Are you and a +1 free on Sunday, October 12th to attend a wedding in coastal Maine? My best man dropped out and I'm shooting my shot to fill his seat with somebody as chill as he is.

Senator @sanders.senate.gov, my fiancee is a Vermonter through and through, grew up in Tunbridge, has a lot of feelings on maple syrup and cabot cheese. Are you and Dr. Sanders free on Sunday, October 12th to attend our wedding in coastal Maine? Understand if you're busy, but honored if you can

wild that MP3 is an audio file, MP4 is a video file, but MP5 is a submachine gun. Digimon-ass evolution line.