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Imma keep looking. Every web search leads me back to the current Tom Fuckery going on, and that’s obviously not helpful.

Maybe the fact that I can’t find any meaningful news about previous renovations is a sign that they were approved and non-controversial at those times 🤷‍♂️

So naturally r/conservative is all “here’s a list of every renovation to the white house you filthy liberals”, but they seem to leave out whether those renovations were approved through the proper channels. I have been trying to find out more about that. I’m certain this one wasn’t.

It would be really funny if the Epstein files were released on 10/14.

Does anyone else remember the Harris/Trump debate where Trump exclaimed that it wasn’t fair that they were fact checking both candidates during the debate.

*sigh*

Man, imagine running for NYC mayor, losing the democratic primary, continuing to run as an independent, failing terribly, THEN being caught saying that Trump is going to help you win. At that point, why be the mayor? You know that almost no one wants you to be there.

So what’s going on with the Epstein case?

So we’ve gone from “the list is coming out soon!” to “what list?”.

This is stupid

LA school district demands inquiry after Ice officers filmed urinating on campus Officials in Pico Rivera say agents gathered before a raid and soiled parking lot after being asked to leave

Uhhhhh, the fuck?

Man, just when you thought they couldn’t further degrade the white house…

Jasmine Crockett with the real talk!

Zohran looking out on a victory night crowd.

In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done.

My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.

I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.

RUIZ: Did you read the report & fact-check its sources prior to publication?

RFK JR: I did not fact check

RUIZ: It included citations to sources that don't exist. How does that happen?

RFK JR: All of the foundational assertions are accurate

RUIZ: They did not exist. How can they be accurate?

I suppose he and Trump are trying to see who can look the most artificial.

Mamdani and Lander Will Cross-Endorse Each Other in N.Y.C. Mayor’s Race

Last night, @bradlander.bsky.social and I exposed Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace on the debate stage.

With early voting starting tomorrow, we're cross-endorsing to defeat the ex-Gov. and win a city everyone can afford. Rank Brad #2!

I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace.

And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.

Happy TACO TUESDAY to all those who celebrate!

#Yum 😋

Cartoon by @adamzyglis.bsky.social.

Tear gaslighting…

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#NeverForgetJanuary6th

Contradicting RFK Jr., CDC keeps recommending covid vaccine for kids While RFK Jr. said coronavirus vaccines would be removed from the CDC schedule for healthy children, it’s still recommended in consultation with doctors.

Breaking news: Contradicting HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the CDC continues to recommend the coronavirus vaccines for healthy children, according to new documentation posted to the agency's website.

I am now the proud owner of a 2.0 gallon gas can… fill up them gas tanks people!

An E-cyclist nearly won their Darwin Award today by randomly and abruptly swerving in front of me on a busy high way! Ugh

Red lightsabers are what the bad guys use. 😬

This is why I pay big bucks to go to this gym! 😩

Wrapped up a concert at my school about an hour ago.

I was FLOORED to see that it was still light outside. It genuinely broke my brain for a second.

Pete Buttigieg breaks down DEI for everyday folks…

“The opposite of diversity is uniformity. The opposite of equity is inequity. The opposite of inclusion is exclusion.” @petebuttigieg.bsky.social

Our problem: too many value uniformity over inclusion and they’re the ones running the government.
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Living in super duper red Florida… it’s kinda insane how quickly the right got on board with possibly sending AMERICAN CITIZENS to a supermax prison in ANOTHER COUNTRY.

The history books of 2045 are going to be INSANE.

Can someone get JD Vance some dress slacks that actually fit please?

Also black shoes with navy suit, BRO… ugh 🤦‍♂️

Years ago when I was in college, I made a twitter account. I used it for about a year and I didn’t really understand how it all worked, so I stopped.
Cue me an hour ago getting an email that my account was access in Manhattan, and my password promptly being changed. What gives? I deactivated it.