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The truth is, I'm here to entertain ME, not you. If you feel anything is 'too sacred to ridicule' you are an extremist. https://youtube.com/@NewMessage

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Steampunk SpiderMan went hard!

13.02.2026 08:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really the only appropriate way for Tom Homan to end his statement this morning was in the signature R. Budd Dwyer style, but I guess all Homanโ€™s paper bags are too stuffed with cash

12.02.2026 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 478    ๐Ÿ” 77    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

โ€œThe news is reportingโ€

12.02.2026 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3116    ๐Ÿ” 889    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 286    ๐Ÿ“Œ 83
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Essentially the same photo

12.02.2026 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hopefully history repeats itself..

12.02.2026 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 786    ๐Ÿ” 163    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

"Why are y'all so concerned about rich men raping children when we could, instead, be talking about how much more MONEY they got this year? Focus on what matters, like I do!"

--Pamela Jo

11.02.2026 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1525    ๐Ÿ” 452    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 127    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Hahaha! Now you're stuck with this guy you already know will love, honor, and be true to you in good and bad times! Fool!

12.02.2026 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ROASTED.

12.02.2026 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fair warning, the 'HONK-HONK' size is the European size, not the American size.

11.02.2026 11:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You wouldn't put it past them, would you? @prospectmagazine.co.uk #cartoon #billionaires #wealthgap #greed #exploitation

11.02.2026 09:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You rang?

11.02.2026 09:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That girl is totally serving kelp.

11.02.2026 09:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post a banger that's not in english

10.02.2026 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine if this administration put the same effort into stopping school shootings.

10.02.2026 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4643    ๐Ÿ” 781    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

โ€œSubjecting children to Bad Bunnyโ€™s dancing is disgusting!โ€ shouted the man who subjected children to raping.

09.02.2026 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1428    ๐Ÿ” 278    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

If I can get 'Hoopy Frood' printed on that, I'm buyin' two.

08.02.2026 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ”ฅ EVA VICTOR: โ€œFuck ICE. I hate ICE. ICE is evil, racist, and violent, and I donโ€™t think it should existโ€ฆ shut the fuck up, Ricky Gervais and Kevin Oโ€™Learyโ€” Iโ€™m here for one night and I can say what i want.โ€

(From @variety.com )

08.02.2026 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2401    ๐Ÿ” 601    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 80    ๐Ÿ“Œ 46

they were illegals, but if they weren't, they didn't follow the law, but if they did, they weren't american citizens, but if they were, they weren't sent to detention centers, but if they were sent to detention centers, then they were illegal, but if they weren't

08.02.2026 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 84    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You donโ€™t want that puppy in Noemโ€™s custody.

08.02.2026 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That'd ruin my day, for sure.

07.02.2026 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Schools arenโ€™t designed for autistic children โ€“ these are the sensory challenges they face Loud classrooms are a key cause of distress for autistic children.

Loud classrooms are a key cause of distress for autistic children.

06.02.2026 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 98    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"Mount Touchmore"

06.02.2026 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
'Throughout history there have been non-religious people who have believed that this life is the only life we have, that the universe is a natural phenomenon with no supernatural side - using reason and humanity to guide us... Today, people who hold these beliefs and values are called humanists.' Alice Roberts. Scientist and humanist

'Throughout history there have been non-religious people who have believed that this life is the only life we have, that the universe is a natural phenomenon with no supernatural side - using reason and humanity to guide us... Today, people who hold these beliefs and values are called humanists.' Alice Roberts. Scientist and humanist

A lovely little exploration of humanist values by our Vice President @profaliceroberts.bsky.social.

05.02.2026 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 73    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MEMPHIS: โ€œMemphis Safe Task Forceโ€ (U.S. marshal) caught KICKING A PUPPY ๐Ÿ˜ณ as they arrested a guy for on a drug warrant

โ€œHe was harmless. Thereโ€™s no reason he shouldโ€™ve done that.โ€

@GovBillLee this is what weโ€™re paying $1 Million a day for?๐Ÿค”

Full: wreg.com/news/video-u...

06.02.2026 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6094    ๐Ÿ” 3455    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1087    ๐Ÿ“Œ 622

You have an eye problem.. you're 2 short!

05.02.2026 07:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As they always say, 'Like unholy herald of the demon horde, like cursed eldritch abomination'.

05.02.2026 07:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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States with ICE action vs. 2024 Blue voter areas.

This is a war.

05.02.2026 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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The Tao Of Alfred E Neuman

04.02.2026 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Them rich folks are looking real well marbled nowadays.. * licks lips *

04.02.2026 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's funny because it's goo.

04.02.2026 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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