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Dogs, branches, and bikes while Gravel Influencer is on hiatus

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The Tacoma Narrows Bridge Collapsed 85 Years Ago β€œGalloping Gertie” fell into Puget Sound on November 7, 1940, when 42 mph winds caused the suspension bridge to twist violently and collapse.

The Tacoma Narrows Bridge collapse on Nov 7, 1940 stands as one of the most dramatic and instructive engineering failures.

At the time it had the longest center span of any suspension bridge.

This disaster improved the understanding of aerodynamic forces in civil engineering.

07.11.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Either way, that shit looks delicious

07.11.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would.

Is there a peanut sauce base?

07.11.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Pad thai pizza.

Pad thai pizza.

Pad thai pizza.

07.11.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1

Ayers Elementary, but the bike lane is on the Ryal Side!

07.11.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A yellow lab on a frosty field with the sun rising behind him

A yellow lab on a frosty field with the sun rising behind him

Frosty morning with the Branch Manager

07.11.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just watched that!

07.11.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am loving all the Reggie Miller/Wout van Aert content. It's very cute to see Reggie so damn excited about riding with Wout.

07.11.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahhhh yeah. That's not something I've encountered yet although I'm sure I will.

07.11.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a blast and makes me feel less guilty about my breakfast pie

07.11.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Black Friday Gravel

Friday, November 28

10 a.m.

Zumi's in Topsfield

Black Friday Gravel Friday, November 28 10 a.m. Zumi's in Topsfield

I'm doing my 4th annual Black Friday gravel ride this year, so if you live in Massachusetts you should definitely join. It'll be 30ish miles and include a delightful coffee stop midway through.

07.11.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hopefully they can help. I'm really sorry.

07.11.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love this framing

07.11.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"You can go anywhere in a car!" is freedom.
"You cannot go anywhere without a car!" is not.

06.11.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Definitely. We have data showing SNAP is an economic multiplier. I think it's something like every dollar spent on SNAP results in $1.50 of economic activity

07.11.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I watch it I find something new to laugh at

07.11.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The car has a computer printed piece of paper that says vasectomies save the world.

The car has a computer printed piece of paper that says vasectomies save the world.

Roses are red
My ice cream is swirled
The Toyota’s flyer said

07.11.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you mean from the sense that it feels impossible to get things done?

(I'm more involved just in my town, where it's obviously a different dynamic)

07.11.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is how I feel about all my bikes

06.11.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Smart. I'll start on my decade plan.

06.11.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pan's Labyrinth I believe

06.11.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But but mullet protocol

06.11.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For some of us that's all we have, okay!!!

06.11.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right, with an alleycat that's built into the race and I assume that means you get participants ready and wanting that. I don't know if gravel is the same.

06.11.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, and part of the thing with road is decades of "the way things are done" and the enforcement of rules. But that is also kind of in conflict with the whole gravel ethos.

06.11.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Like you said, traditional pack racing on the road has specific constraints and rules and etiquette. Gravel...doesn't.

06.11.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Too many people think car dependency is some static thing that cannot possibly be fixed. We have real issues in this country that lead to car dependency, and while they may be challenging in some areas, they are fixable!

06.11.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, my particular gripe there is reinforcing the idea that it's "super fun" as he writes later in the article. I don't know, maybe I'm boring, but endangering yourself and everyone else ain't my idea of fun...

06.11.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking again of this article and the fact that there are not nearly enough small, affordable vehicle options.

06.11.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know writers don't do the headline but "lovable chaos" is certainly a choice

06.11.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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