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holy shit a new void to shout into??? he/him, ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง/๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, en/fr

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They have made their mind up and this is consistent:

Deport immigrants who don't speak English
+ Make sure as many immigrants as possible don't speak English
= Deport as many immigrants as possible

Make this as clear as possible because suggesting this isn't clear helps them keep benefit of doubt

17.10.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pound for pound, Annie's Song by John Denver might be the best written song of all time, but that's mostly because there's almost no writing to it

17.06.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Investment is also tough but I'm fiercely for sustainability so I'm almost glad to avoid investors who are difficult/flaky/demanding in negotiations. I know I'm in the minority here but I'd absolutely rather be Cambridge than Reading, I'd honestly rather have a few spotty decisions than a chancer

31.05.2025 10:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rough one to take tbh, don't know if we're hiring above our weight class or we've been swooned by a series of smooth talkers who can't back up the ability/loyalty they promise. #pafc

31.05.2025 10:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was planning on live-skeeting for #Eurovision this year but I appear to have had a few drinks and this is all I did

18.05.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There appears to have been two types of voter:

20 votes for Israel
or
3 votes for Portugal, 1 vote for Armenia, 1 vote for Switzerland and 1 vote for Iceland (my real votes)

And those two types can't coexist.

18.05.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My prevailing thought is that 20 votes is an insane amount.

Not a perfect system, but I'd support 5 votes each, no more than 1 vote for a single country.

18.05.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eh, it's tough. It's incredibly difficult to vote *against* a song, because if you're anti-Israel, you're
a) Less likely to watch or spend money to vote
and
b) Less clear in target. Voting for another country isn't an obvious anti-Israeli action and that vote is split across 24 other songs

18.05.2025 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who up Parging they shit #Eurovision

17.05.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Genuinely didn't know the answer so looked it up, seems it's "tradition" but discretionary to the EBU, but interestingly apparently SBS have at least in the past had a formal agreement with RรšV to host in Iceland for an Australia win

17.05.2025 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weird one but I've always assumed it to be First Refusal rather than Contractual Obligation. Suppose they need to guarantee someone does it

17.05.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a blue jacket sits in a stadium watching a soccer game Alt: Neil Warnock squaring up to a TV camera, doing an impression of the lad from Ziferblat qualifying tonight

Also, #Ukraine #Eurovision

13.05.2025 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Portugal just be turning up, serving absolute class and then asking 'oh is this a song contest?'

And repeat next year.

13.05.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't like being unnecessarily rude about some artists, but I don't think it's unfair to say no damage done? Decent 3 for TV ratings without too much silliness in the competition

13.05.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had predicted Azerbaijan Q over Portugal before the weak performance, so I'm absolutely over the moon for the Napa boys, it's my No.1 song this year.

Other big one is Switzerland in contention? I've gone back and forth but with final polish on vocals (and working cameras) surely that kills Jury?

13.05.2025 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For various reasons I've been super disconnected from online Eurovision """discourse""" this year but those qualis went exactly how I expected? I'm kinda shocked learning tonight that Belgium has been a fan favourite and high in the odds???

13.05.2025 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is Poison Cake the first ever Gen Alpha #Eurovision entry?

09.05.2025 12:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I agree with all of this strongly, but having said that, my country does none of this and I drive a Ford Fiesta

06.04.2025 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No โค๏ธ

04.04.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've definitely felt guilt before at doing this, but it's not taking any resources away from other Neurodivergent people, it's always okay to help yourself in the same way you would another.
Sorry for the waffle, didn't realise this was something I wanted off my chest before I started typing ๐Ÿ˜…

02.04.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you're struggling at a loud event, if an Autistic friend said "I'm gonna step outside and have a breather in the quiet, is that alright?" and you would say "Yeah of course!", then there's nothing wrong with doing it for yourself.
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02.04.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even further to that, it sounds peculiar but at times you're finding things difficult, ask yourself "What accommodations would I offer to a friend with (diagnosed) Autism?", then give yourself that accomodation!
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02.04.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can still buy and use ear protection, you can still use quiet and sensory spaces, you can still go to shops during quiet hours, you can spend 4 hours stuck in morbid curiosity and mild amazement at r/Autism: if it helps you then that's all the justification it needs!
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02.04.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've recently got an (adult) diagnosis of ADHD but not (yet) an Autism diagnosis and tbh, something I wish I'd learnt earlier is that it's absolutely still possible and actually important to access resources that will help you, even if they're labelled as "for Autism"
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02.04.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi Ho Silver Lining is everything Sweet Caroline wishes it was

30.03.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unfortunately Toulouse's 2nd XV is still a Top 3/4 team in France (and I reckon their 3rd would avoid relegation in Top14) ๐Ÿ˜…

Regardless the Chaban will be fucking bouncing, up the bastard Bordelais boys ๐Ÿ’ช

23.03.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right, I'm tired of ignoring it because we've all been thinking it:

Alcohol is Free by Koza Mostra is a genuine masterpiece and would win #ESC2025 comfortably.

The cowbell middle-8 into the scream for the final chorus is euphoric, aged like fine wine

#Eurovision #ESC #WhyIsAlcoholNoLongerFree

20.03.2025 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is MY national anthem

youtu.be/2BG4V93NnOg?...

17.03.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He is very fun to watch, but that might be me just watching the light reflect off his insanely bald head like a cat to a laser pen

16.03.2025 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For me, it was initially an overreaction to a weak NF performance which morphed into a realisation that it's really not my style. Too cold and distant for me, lyrics are jarring and not the type of vocals I vibe too hard with

16.03.2025 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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