Ben Kovalik

I know a little guy that has been training for this moment

it's called "giving someone else a go". very considerate of them

I’ll see myself out

we are the sons of the uncs you could not chop

I'm glad this actually worked. I realise we're a relatively small slice of the pie, but I hope this emboldens other countries to do the same thing.

I reckon even if a joke only makes one person laugh that's still worthwhile

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

love you on TF mate. I know you're pretty quiet most of the time, but when you speak it's generally to say something insightful. respect.

I want to stick my face in his belly

I honestly took the "Sydney" part of that way too literally and immediately wondered wtf my countrymen had done this time

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h • Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

I love this for you, but I'm a salty bitch who wants all that olive & brine in their mouth. It's all about staking out yr preferences I guess? <3

oh for sure. I went to emergency for ear pain and they said "your eardrum is going to burst. not much to do about that. here's some oxycodone for the pain"

that night I went to sleep wrapped in a blanket made of glowing love. come morning there was blood on my pillow from something I never felt.

Yaoi in mah vidja game? That's a paddlin'

Laid low by hubris :(

The Climate Risk Assessment report predicts 1.5 million Australians will be affected by sea level rise within 25 years.

The length of the average mortgage? 30 years.

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#auspol

New iOS looks terrible and performs badly on my phone. Gonna have to look into restoring back to 18.7

hope those guys get some real problems soon

“Oh did I see you posting A.I? Instant unfollow Are you trying to argue with me about it? Instant block” There is a small cartoon portrait of myself, a round-faced Asian guy with round glasses and short hair, saying, “I’m just not that patient.”

UwU

and a very good pleasure member to you also

pleasure member

at this point we have 3 PCs in the house we do rolling hardware updates for. it's like a fucking death march

if this were a group chat I'd be changing the name to "pleasure remember"

but also yes: remember Mattie, everyone

yes! yes!

COME ON

we love you mate. whatever it takes to get it done right is good to me.

I'm a big proponent of your "put him in the dip from Roger Rabbit" line of thinking

fuck off, Travis

What a strange, random book to buy! I think I'm gonna follow your lead and buy the same thing!

the Smiling Man™ will eventually come for them all