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Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

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Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

23.09.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 32186    πŸ” 19519    πŸ’¬ 1229    πŸ“Œ 1800

I lay this at the feet of DOGE and all of their enablers.

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The New Spirit (1942)
YouTube video by Nuclear Vault The New Spirit (1942)

Younger people won't believe this, but during the Second World War, Disney put out cartoons about how it was your patriotic duty to stand up to fascists, even noting that we'd each have to take a financial hit if we wanted to win that struggle.

No, really!

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HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

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Headline from the New York Times, 1939: β€œGoebbels ends careers of five β€œAryanβ€œ actors who made witticisms about the Nazi regime.”

Headline from the New York Times, 1939: β€œGoebbels ends careers of five β€œAryanβ€œ actors who made witticisms about the Nazi regime.”

www.nytimes.com/1939/02/04/a...

18.09.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5627    πŸ” 2601    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 149

This man will not be fired for calling for the murder of American citizens, yet multiple journalists/reporters/teachers lost their job for accurately reporting things Charlie Kirk actually said and stood for.

But it’s the β€œviolent left” that’s the problem

13.09.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 19904    πŸ” 6720    πŸ’¬ 653    πŸ“Œ 226
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Now that Kirk's killer seems to be caught, maybe the news could spare a moment's attention for the right wing, from the commentariat up to the GOP and president, whose immediate reaction was not mourning, but to seize the opportunity to try to incite violence against groups they hate

12.09.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 17201    πŸ” 4916    πŸ’¬ 733    πŸ“Œ 283
a cat sitting on a bulldozer above the logo CAT

a cat sitting on a bulldozer above the logo CAT

this checks out

05.09.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 601    πŸ” 120    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

30.08.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 11826    πŸ” 2155    πŸ’¬ 108    πŸ“Œ 112

Ashli Babbitt was a grown ass adult who chose to break into an unauthorized area during an insurrection against the repeated warnings of law enforcement. She ignored those warnings and got killed through no one's fault but her own.

She was a traitor. She doesn't deserve full military honors.

28.08.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 11558    πŸ” 2604    πŸ’¬ 192    πŸ“Œ 146

Again, it must be asked, if this administration were trying to sabotage the country and intentionally screw over its own citizens, what would they do differently?

30.08.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

D’Molls? D’MOLLS? Fuck yeah my man!🀘🏻

25.08.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Masked agents of the state are removing random people off the streets into unmarked cars while saying β€œliberals ruined the country.”

I never want to hear anyone who supports MAGA claim to believe in freedom ever again.

16.08.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2775    πŸ” 862    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 22
An anthropomorphic loaf of bread with bulging eyeballs and hands that grow directly out of his body, next to his mouth, and look oddly human except that there are only four fingers. The photo is good but I must implore you to check out the video.

An anthropomorphic loaf of bread with bulging eyeballs and hands that grow directly out of his body, next to his mouth, and look oddly human except that there are only four fingers. The photo is good but I must implore you to check out the video.

It has come to my attention that not nearly enough of you know about Bernd das Brot, the German children's program about a clinically depressed loaf of bread who enjoys studying his wallpaper and eating gruel and whose catchphrases include "my life is hell" and "I would like to leave this show."

26.02.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4645    πŸ” 896    πŸ’¬ 177    πŸ“Œ 271

Vaccines DO NOT cause autism.

But what the autistic people in your life hear when you spread that widely debunked misinformation is that you would prefer to have a child die a painful death from eradicated communicable disease than to be like them.

That's nasty work.

Hope this helps!

13.02.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3807    πŸ” 1345    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 61

Was it an admirable sandwich?

05.02.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We were trying to go there on our last visit, but it was way out of the way, couldn't make it happen.

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Be prepared to commit acts of senseless kindness.

01.02.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Artist you’ve seen live for each letter of the alphabet. (I’ve got gaps)

Asphalt Ballet
Big Star
Cheap Trick
Deep Purple
Europe
Firehouse
Ghost
Holland
Iron Maiden
Judas Priest
KISS
Life Sex & Death
Mr. Big
Sam Outlaw
Robert Plant
Queen
Rolling Stones
Sparks
Tesla
Union
Volbeat
Winger
X Japan

31.01.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're discriminated against or arrested for being trans in Illinois, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com.

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A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.

A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.

β€œAre you the branch manager?”
β€œYes I am, how can I help you?”
β€œI would like two branches, please.”
β€œHow would you like that?”
β€œTwo big sticks, four little sticks.”

10.01.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2029    πŸ” 345    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 10
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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.

Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking

thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...

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Still one of my favorite recorded drum sounds, this album.

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β€œWhen you use insults you’ve lost the argument” is the logic of a big stinky dum-dum

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