Nicole Haller

I wasn’t aware that after ‘my friends are all getting married and having babies’ phase came my friends are all getting divorced phase

It’s wild I used to get shit for painting from digital photographs when kids these days are making AI “art” and people act like…. They did something worth a millisecond of human consideration

Least favorite emotion is nostalgic

Riding this medical trauma thing into the sunset I just got two free bougie chocolate bars because the candy bar person hadn’t seen me in a month

Been in and out of the hospital for the last month and I am positive that Lana Del Rey’s Born to Die album on 45rpm vinyl would heal me

Don’t fuk w us Jeff

Dog, it was a black bear

True love is being spoon-fed jello in the hospital

Shoutout to the pørnbot who became my 200th follow on instagram I’ll never forget you

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Watching Robin Hood and having no particular thoughts of topical relevance

ALL FLEETWOOD MAC SONGS THAT DO NOT FEATURE A STEVIE NICKS LEAD VOCAL ARE NOW TARIFFED AT 250%

2024: Brat Girl Summer before the Fall

Cis men should have cramps

If I could tell every new parent one thing it’s that “bath” crayons are a lie

Does everyone experience pet store employees unwelcomingly baring their weirdest souls to them or is that a me thing

I have just discovered the superior sound quality of 45rpm 12” vinyl and I am ruined. This is pour over coffee all over again.

Is being a hipster cool again yet 😭

Toddler asked husband what happens when the bank runs out of money. Girl let’s hope we don’t find out.

Fairy made to resemble GorgonGumption. She is made from black & purple fake flowers, as well as plastic & wooden beads. The black rose is her dress, the plastic beads her torso, the purple petals her wings, & the wooden bead her face. The wooden bead has a face drawn on. It's comprised of red, smiling lipstick lips & eyes with eyelashes framed by black cat-eye glasses.

My beloved @nclhllr.bsky.social has a fairy-obsessed toddler, so they've been making them. I was gifted with my fairysona for my birthday. 🧚‍♀️👸🏻

“Swimming pools don’t swim, baby. People do.”

- my toddler

Live: Speaking on Trump, Musk, and America’s Moral Moment on the Senate Floor | Senator Cory Booker YouTube video by Senator Cory Booker

I’ve taken the Senate floor and will speak for as long as I’m physically able to lift the voices of Americans who are being harmed and not being heard in this moment of crisis. Watch here:

“I want you to be Warren Buffett”

My toddler’s imaginary play is getting niche

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Marine Le Pen Barred From French Presidential Run After Embezzlement Ruling The sentence made the far-right leader ineligible for five years, excluding her from the 2027 election unless she can secure a more favorable outcome on appeal.

“Marine Le Pen, the French far-right leader, was found guilty of embezzlement by a criminal court in Paris on Monday and immediately barred from running for public office for five years.”

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/31/w...

Halfway through Careless People and I have so many questions of the media literacy and credibility variety.

Glad I deleted facebook.

Disappeared if you’re familiar with Latin America. And if you’re not.. 👀

This is a threat