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Josh Parylak

@joshparylak.com.bsky.social

(He/Him) Web Developer. Successful Nerd. Left. Lions, and Tigers, and Red Wings, oh my.

158 Followers  |  543 Following  |  398 Posts  |  Joined: 20.11.2023  |  1.3887

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"When Musk & Hegseth argue that a racially diverse nation is inherently weak, they're not returning us to some long-established American tradition from which we've recently strayed. They are, instead, parroting the exact same propaganda that Nazi Germany promoted against America during WW II."

15.02.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 694    πŸ” 199    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

Why is this guy still here?? I ask you, who wants this???

14.02.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I live on the kind of idealized quiet street where everyone knows each other, people don't even bother locking their doors, and the children of the block play together in the street. The district is D+60 and we're 20 minutes from downtown LA

14.02.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 176    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

10.02.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 27112    πŸ” 9630    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 360

It takes so fucking long for them to hand the Lombardi to an actual fucking player. I hate it.

09.02.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A special I hope you never see happiness in life again to Robert Kraft

09.02.2026 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 236    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone spare a thought for the poor #Patriots fans, who will have to live for now with only having seen 6 #SuperBowl victories during my lifetime.

09.02.2026 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
09.02.2026 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 11365    πŸ” 3003    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 42

If this happens, we gotta split the damn thing to MVOP and MVDP, because otherwise no one else is ever gonna win it.

09.02.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The funniest part is that this means he didn't watch the TPUSA counter-halftime.

09.02.2026 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Darnold hasn't turned into a pumpkin yet, but he is flirting with it at a rate that concerns me.

09.02.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Christian Gonzalez about to be a losing team MVP

09.02.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Christian Gonzalez has now prevented two Seattle TDs. Wow.

09.02.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 224    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

I would assume there are differences.

09.02.2026 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is my primary want for this game now.

09.02.2026 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh so he's definitely tearing it down.

02.02.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Epstein is the most garish and harrowing manifestation of this but oligarchy makes life miserable in a thousand other ways. A core point of democracy is that no one should have so much power that they can make themselves everybody's problem. We should have a political party that believes that

31.01.2026 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 9386    πŸ” 2435    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 34

The senator's state, which she wants to be governor of, is currently under occupation by federal thugs murdering US citizens.

That coffee prices ever entered the list of things she should be posting about is patently absurd.

31.01.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This person is running for Governor of the state Trump has turned into the Purge and is posting about coffee prices. DC brained fool who needs to fucking quit.

31.01.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1973    πŸ” 295    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 3

As good an illustration as any that "woke" for these folks just means "non-white people are allowed to exist."

29.01.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1954    πŸ” 383    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 21
Senate Democrats have struck a deal with Republicans and the White House to pass five spending bills to fund a large portion of the government for the remainder of the fiscal year, as well as a stopgap measure to fund the Department of Homeland Security for two weeks while they continue negotiating guardrails to rein in immigration agents. Republicans had pushed to fund the department for several weeks, but Democrats insisted on a shorter-term measure. It is unclear how quickly the House can and will process those funding bills after the Senate passes them. The shutdown deadline is midnight on Friday.

Senate Democrats have struck a deal with Republicans and the White House to pass five spending bills to fund a large portion of the government for the remainder of the fiscal year, as well as a stopgap measure to fund the Department of Homeland Security for two weeks while they continue negotiating guardrails to rein in immigration agents. Republicans had pushed to fund the department for several weeks, but Democrats insisted on a shorter-term measure. It is unclear how quickly the House can and will process those funding bills after the Senate passes them. The shutdown deadline is midnight on Friday.

ah yes β€œguardrails,” famously observed by murderous thugs

29.01.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 610    πŸ” 120    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 23
Preview
Trump Administration Live Updates: Senate Democrats and White House Reach Deal to Avoid Shutdown

Schumer caved.

Congrats MAGA and ICE.

www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

29.01.2026 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1291    πŸ” 400    πŸ’¬ 333    πŸ“Œ 161

I have been told for ten years that calling your representatives is very important and makes a big difference, and I'll be honest, I have not seen an ounce of evidence to support that in the behavior of congress

29.01.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 197    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

rats that jump from the sinking ship are still rats, but at least the ship is sinking

26.01.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1408    πŸ” 195    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

It's the little moments with my baby daughter that mean the most. Like at the end of a diaper change, when she looks up at me, smiles, and confidently rips off a 20 second long grown adult fart.

23.01.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With everything going on in the Hellscape, I'm gonna have to sit through a #Patriots Super Bowl trip too?

18.01.2026 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I truly feel insane when people memory hole that the Marines were sent to attack LA months ago. This isn't theoretical! It already happened to us!

18.01.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
17.01.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 273    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

This. If he just realizes the play is over once he has to scramble and he slides, the the half is over and we're good.

17.01.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All-time disaster final 30 seconds of a half for #Buffalo. Wow.

17.01.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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