Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝

Lol. #nzpol
Hold onto your hat Deirdre, its gunna be a
Wild ride.

I can confirm my father has been in Waikato hospital since last Wednesday waiting for an Angiogram. Went by ambulance and got into a ward on Thursday. They have added slots on saturdays but still struggling to clear the backlog. #nzpol

Oh cummon Luxon. Give the man a fricking hongi. #nzpol

Im only surprised its not higher. #nzpol

Luxon probably gets upset when atheists don’t bow for grace. But is quite happy to disrespect Māori culture by avoiding a hongi. #nzpol

It is scary how eerily similar this Govt policies are to those in America. It is all about control. Don’t let Luxon or his cronies control you! #nzpol

Hmm he has a funny definition of “family” #luxuryluxon #nationalsucks #nzpol

Info coming from Waikato hospital is they are so shortstaffed non urgent patients are being sent home for the weekend. How does that work Simeon? #nzpol #thisgovtsux #slimysimeon

So the Luxury Luxon family gets a free taxpayer holiday in Queenstown?? Great excuse! #nzpol

Show us where the vest hurt you drunkle winnie #nzpol

Good to know drunkle winnie thinks hi vis vests are now woke. Seymore Skinner will no doubt set up a hotline to dob in those who wear them for no reason. #nzpol #nzworst #actsux

graph showing weekly jobs by year. At week 27, jobs in 2025 are well below 2024 and 2023 levels and still heading down through the winter.

After yesterday's excitement, time to get back to a simple weekly jobs update 😀
Still crap and getting crapper. No sign of recovery. We have 50,000 fewer jobs than the same week in 2023, despite a 146,000 increase in working-age population. Why is my glass not half-full? [🧵1/n]

Yes Robert! Please
Be more like Robert. Legend! #nzpol
#Actsux #seymoreskinner

Never count your chickens till the orange pedo sings

So Luxury Luxon is using a visit from Albanese as an opportunity for a weekend in Queenstown, no doubt at our expense!
#nzpol #luxuryluxon

How dumb do you need to be to let the FBI open an office in Wellington and then be surprised with a Tariff?
#nzpol #fblie #nationalmorons

"The finance minister is bemoaning those who take a glass-half-empty view of the unemployment figures, saying they were still better than forecast."

Wow, she is such a heartless cunt
#NZPol

#coalitionofchaos by numbers.
Thousands and thousands ~ number of jobs drunkle winnie believes will be created at marsden from a dry dock, large fuel storage and railway.
Seven ~ number of people who complained to Seymour skinners red tape hotline about small dwellings restrictions. #nzpol

National has scrapped NCEA just to make their best mate John Key more money. National
Loves making the rich richer and helping their big donor mates. #nzpol #nationalsux #donkey credit real eyes national lies & (hannah & heidi)

In 2002, NCEA was introduced. The same year National had its worst ever election performance. #nzpol #Nationalsux

WoW, National are REVOLUTIONISING learning. Like people
In the last 23 years haven’t learned the skills to get jobs. Ironically Nikki no boats went through NCEA education… maybe it is a good idea as she would be a dunce in the mew system. Same as her boss. #NCEAscrapped #NationalDunce #nzpol

410 less cops than National promised
And have shifted the goalposts multiple times doesn’t really scream tough on crime. #nzpol #natsoftoncrime

Christopher Luxon is so business centric he yells "We just closed a big one!" when he cums

#NZPol

410 less cops than National promised
And have shifted the goalposts multiple times doesn’t really scream tough on crime. #nzpol #natsoftoncrime

Maybe we should look at changing the maximum voting age to weed out the racist old biddies who like to vote for Winnie #nzpol #nzworst #aotearoa

Would it be classed as woke cancel culture by making it illegal to call NZ by any other name? #nzworst #nzpol

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Looks like protests are on! #nzpol

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We want cheaper butter, not a fucking secret FBI base in Wellington. They can fuck right off. #nzpol #fbifuckoff #Nationalsux #FBlie

Welp.They can take their tariffs and their stupid FBI office and fuck right off. #nzpol #fblie #tarifftax

#National shall now be known as the Pedo Protection Party #nzpol