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@crashkrispy.bsky.social

Big thoughts, big dreams, and a big brown Mercedes sedan - she/her

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Me rereading 'Starring Sally J. Freedman as Herself' in my mid-40s

11.08.2025 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the good content I'm here for, have fun!

10.08.2025 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When i was a small child in the 80s i thought Wang Chung's "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" was so dumb but small me was wrong, that song is an absolute banger

10.08.2025 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An ad for my sci-fi romance book, Ms. Belle and the Gaiian Beast, which is available on Kindle Unlimited. Alongside the stylized outline of a couple, there is an excerpt from the book:
โ€˜You do not look like a beast,โ€™ a female voice said in his head. Hers. The voice was hers. She was inside his head. 
โ€˜Are you hunting me?โ€™ he asked.
Her eyes widened, and her red lips opened slightly in a gasp. โ€˜Yes,โ€™ she replied finally. โ€˜And, I am not the only one.โ€™
โ€˜Are you here to kill me?โ€™ He would have to take care not to injure her while he convinced her this was not a wise path.
Her mouth twisted in a wry smile. โ€˜No, and you canโ€™t imagine how strange that is. Iโ€™m here to save you.โ€™
โ€˜Save me?โ€™ He almost laughed. Save him? No one wanted to save the Beast. โ€˜Why the hells would you want to do that?โ€™

An ad for my sci-fi romance book, Ms. Belle and the Gaiian Beast, which is available on Kindle Unlimited. Alongside the stylized outline of a couple, there is an excerpt from the book: โ€˜You do not look like a beast,โ€™ a female voice said in his head. Hers. The voice was hers. She was inside his head. โ€˜Are you hunting me?โ€™ he asked. Her eyes widened, and her red lips opened slightly in a gasp. โ€˜Yes,โ€™ she replied finally. โ€˜And, I am not the only one.โ€™ โ€˜Are you here to kill me?โ€™ He would have to take care not to injure her while he convinced her this was not a wise path. Her mouth twisted in a wry smile. โ€˜No, and you canโ€™t imagine how strange that is. Iโ€™m here to save you.โ€™ โ€˜Save me?โ€™ He almost laughed. Save him? No one wanted to save the Beast. โ€˜Why the hells would you want to do that?โ€™

The 9th book in my sci-fi paranormal romance series is free, and it's a Beauty and the Beast retelling. All these books can stand alone and have a helpful "previously in the series." Tired of this world? Love sexy banter? I've got your back. #AlienRomance #Booksky #Ad
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10.08.2025 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is gorgeous

09.08.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I left an ex after he put his fist through a wall and my brain thought that exact line

BAD MARKETING

08.08.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is SO GOOD

07.08.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy times here

05.08.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sorry the travel bug got ya, bebe

05.08.2025 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This looks awesome!

04.08.2025 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lindsay needs to sleep until 10:30 at least! Plus afternoon nap!

04.08.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today is my last day of medical leave and I'm so salty that I have to be awake at 8am tomorrow.

03.08.2025 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A house is a neverending project!!!

03.08.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is wonderful! Well done, bebe

03.08.2025 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A raccoon in a yard, very close to the patio door

A raccoon in a yard, very close to the patio door

If not friend then why friend-shaped

02.08.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm saving this recommendation, thank you, my love

02.08.2025 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is great news. I'm told that I'm going to be mainlining aquaphor, we'll see i guess!

02.08.2025 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you, my love. This has been a real journey

02.08.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Found out today that I will only have to do 5 days of radiation, hell yeah

02.08.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guess who has 2 thumbs and doesn't have to do chemotherapy

๐Ÿ‘ THIS GAL ๐Ÿ‘

31.07.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Sending cooling thoughts to my beloved winn!

31.07.2025 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For true visits, I'm at 12 and husband is at 9

31.07.2025 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know, right? I'm so good at those things!!!

31.07.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I return to work Monday from being off for almost a month and I'm feeling the crushing weight of Having to Do Work which does not jive with my life goal of doing nothing at all throughout the day

31.07.2025 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Kyle thought the same thing!!

30.07.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A friend of mine had that kind of faucet and she switched it out quicklike, the filter got clogged and it was dreary

29.07.2025 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it.. peeing?

29.07.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A gummy creation kit that makes gummy burgers, a DIY miniature house kit that's a restaurant, gummy candy, and stickers

A gummy creation kit that makes gummy burgers, a DIY miniature house kit that's a restaurant, gummy candy, and stickers

Oh boy @sparklemarkers.bsky.social sent me such a fun care package of things to do on medical leave

28.07.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's even hotter down here and I've been outside enjoying it like the delicate hothouse flower i am!

28.07.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is too much for a winn!

28.07.2025 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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