keli5

girl chest (pillow)

girl kissing

vr is headphones for your eyes

i think i love you

reskeet if u want a gorgeous woman to shove you face first into a mattress and pound you mercilessly while telling you to get pregnant or if you think America deserved 9/11

why are you As A Man not catching those rats with your bare hands? what has civilization done to us? maybe Ted was right

If you have a crush on me, let me know, as the only sense of self worth I have comes from knowing other people want me around even if I can't understand why they do

who let the dogs out

i haven't had hummus in years

a mind wracked by Certainty the delusions of the Unwell we should all embrace humility

careful or you might get bitten

this is one of the bangers

@jabreenn.bsky.social You bastard

hello! what

in retrospect perhaps the Gay was the Weed we smoked along the way

i cant believe 802.11 is a whole 793 versions later....

oh yeah a few people followed me here so i have a blog that i will occasionally post on: https://keli5.github.io/writings/index.html

girl SHUT UP!!

as someone who used linux for a while i absolutely agree with this

until we get @Iinux from twitter (capital i, lowercase i, nux) there's no point

unbelievable. i will be contacting Their manager

we need to generate more

this is where i peaked

"nom" as they say

they said that was me :(

Bluesky notification reading "6 others followed you"

they're hunting me

rawr

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im graining

it feels like tweeter but chunkier