Star Wars Funeral Parlor

Some people when DCEU’s Superman: “they tarnished his reputation as a noble-bright symbol of hope!”

Those same people when The Last Jedi did the exact same thing to noble-bright symbol of hope, Luke Skywalker: “brilliant and subversive!!”

At least in the DCEU it looked cool.

Six Years Later, 'Star Wars' Scraps Pedro Pascal's Original Mandalorian | Disney Dining Is this the end of 'The Mandalorian' series in the 'Star Wars' franchise?

Is this the end of 'The Mandalorian' series in the 'Star Wars' franchise?

The Star Wars Sequel Trilogy is all awful, including The Last Jedi.

...ohhhh, I just learned that Rise of Skywalker was co-written by the guy who wrote Batman v. Superman and I feel like that explains a LOT.

watching the hobbit (because why not) and it remains so fucking funny they made one of the dwarves hot

I don't like to give a ton of my time and energy to shit that I don't like, but every once in a while I just have to let it out. Like someone sat down and said "you know what Star Wars fans would love to see? All their favorites being sad losers who then die"

Doesn't changed the fact that the rebellion alliance was for nothing

And before you say something to the likes of "Well, just ignore the sequel trilogy and you'll enjoy it!"

You can't exactly forget a public execution, can you? That what that was to me.

* The Jedi order is extinct again,
* All the old heroes are dead
* The spawn of evil stole the skywalker name and buried Anakin and Luke's saber in the sands of the planet they hated the most.

So it's impossible for me to care when the palaptine basically is the victor now

Like, how am I supposed to care about "sunrises ill never see" or "fight the empire" when the tail end of the saga ends with:
* The galaxy in flames
* The New Republic getting corrupt in the end and fucking exploding,
* The Empire and Emperor coming back like it was nothing,
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a man says " somehow palpatine returned " in front of a crowd ALT: a man says " somehow palpatine returned " in front of a crowd

I fucking doubt it

But even if it was, again, it's pointless because

*sigh* here we fucking go

No, i have not and never will.

Rogue One was mid af
Cassian had the personality of wood
And there's no point to watch the journey of some random grunt who dies for a failed rebellion

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(That's assuming they just aren't paid off, of course)

Genuinely, what i want to know is what does the current fanbase see in them that I don't. Because clearly, they are more happier than I'll ever be.

I mean, duh. It's about fighting space nazis. Literally the whole point of the PT was about how democracies get converted into facist regimes.

I swear, I will blow a fucking gasket when the Mando movie comes out next year.

Not helping matters is that the world basically collapsed after that fucking abomination shitted out onscreen

So seeing idiots like him unironcslly prais an ubisoft game under thr star wars listened is just proof this species is beyond saving.

If it were up to me, I wish I could delete all memories of this godforsaken franchsie so I can not only sleep at night, but enjoy other sci fi again

It's pointless to get invested in future star wars project because they refuse to acknowledge that the saga ends now with the message of "Facisim will always win and all your heroes are dead. BUY OUR PRODUCTS!"

And seeing everything decline in quality has just been utter agony

It's a fucking great feeling to see an epic saga you related to on a spiritual level and with everything the heroes did not matering in the end and the dark side winning. And I basically have to live with it now.

I smashed my millennium falcon model kit that night and cried myself to sleep that day

You don't understand, I was obsessed as a kid.
They formed my interest in sci-fi
I bonded with my cousin over those movies
And seeing the rat systematicly destroy it has been destroyed it has been nothing but painful to see

.....fuck it i don't care.

deep respect to anyone expecting the Stranger Thing finale(s) to be in any way satisfying, your optimism is a rare and beautiful thing

So then...how the hell do I get over my anger and rage over seeing my favorite franchises get defiled? Because yelling at shills is all I can do since I don't know how to yell at the people responsible.

....didn't you just sit through said cinematic abortion yourself a few days ago? Then shouldn't you hate Star Wars shills (along with everyone who worked on this and the rest of what disney shits out for that matter) as much as me?

again, same here @jazzpomegranate.com @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social @angelic.style @unburntwitch.com

That, and palpatine basically won now

So, genuinely, is there a phone number to contact lucasfilm so I can unload my half-deacde of rage?