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Jason Martin

@jasonm1.bsky.social

Me and the dog, just about getting by.

125 Followers  |  143 Following  |  164 Posts  |  Joined: 17.11.2024  |  1.9452

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Absolute pigshit

24.10.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fish pate and cats.

14.09.2025 08:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Snap!

14.09.2025 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty accurate

18.08.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Makes a lot of sense, doesn't it? He's not on Question Time 24000000 times a year mind.

24.07.2025 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One vital part missing. What those countries will do if Isreal ignores them. And they will. Meaningless platitudes u less backed with action.

21.07.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Soz, my point entirely, if they claim to be furious, they have a big enough majority to do something. Nobhead being directed at him, not you.

21.07.2025 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't be "furious", do "something"
Nobhead.

21.07.2025 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He's married to a German, so he's well qualified.

21.07.2025 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If all the village idiots on the planet got together and decided to build their own special village, just for village idiots, Liz Truss would still be the village idiot.

18.07.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is, and the version with just Jimmy and a piano is also wonderful

25.06.2025 07:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The US has nuclear weapons, as does Russia. They are both led by fucking lunatics.

17.06.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social

09.06.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 34708    πŸ” 16608    πŸ’¬ 2458    πŸ“Œ 3420

Barf

30.05.2025 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can we have weather like this forever please?

18.05.2025 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vegemite is wombat jizz.

13.05.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Normal Farage.

All fart, no poo.

12.05.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The silence is strange. Labour's direction of bed sharing with Blackrock is disturbing.

12.05.2025 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After reading that, Ugo needs reminding that there's a chap called Justin Tipuric, who without this hype, played with the power of a forward and the skill and pace of a back. Stopping making out Pollock is a unicorn.

10.05.2025 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is pretty much it.

12.04.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone's all set for working from home. Rather than a commute, we had an early walk in glorious sunshine at 6.30.

07.04.2025 07:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brass in Pocket, Pretenders.
Whining dirge.

30.03.2025 09:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Seems like a reasonable response

28.03.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who would have thought that shagging someone else might have a detrimental effect on your marriage

16.03.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good name for a cat.

15.03.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eggs are very much becoming Trump's "pork markets" moment.

14.03.2025 08:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He wants the world to respect Trump.
Unlucky there Nutlick, the sane world thinks Trump is a mahoosive nobhead. Respect him? My arse.

13.03.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Got to feel sorry for the US. This will end up with them having to drink the cats piss they brew themselves and call beer.

13.03.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Members."

Chortle.

13.03.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Far from perfect. Have you had a water bill in the past few weeks? State endorsed robbery, gifting money to companies who have spent years giving dividends to overseas asset management funds who are their shareholders, with little to no investment in the infrastructure. Now we're paying for it.

13.03.2025 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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