Florida raised the legal age for smoking & vaping to 21, angering thousands of 20-year-old Florida high school students.
18.05.2025 21:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@chrisdolancomedy.bsky.social
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Florida raised the legal age for smoking & vaping to 21, angering thousands of 20-year-old Florida high school students.
18.05.2025 21:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump is just frustrated because Melania hasn't wrapped her legs 'round his velvet rims or strapped her hands across his engines in 20 years.
16.05.2025 19:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Congrats on the move. I'll miss seeing you on the Sabres beat. Thanks for everything & all the best to you. Go Sabres. Go Bills.
08.05.2025 00:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is cronyism at its worst. Dude didn't want to be here as a player. The fan reaction to this is as bad as any organizational move I've seen. This smacks of desperation by Adams. Go Sabres
08.05.2025 00:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When the Adderall lets you down.
26.04.2025 22:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tesla profits drop 71%.
They're calling it the Electric Slide.
Somebody out there gets 4 servings from a pint of Ben & Jerry's.
Somebody. Not me.
The ol' non-vote-of-confidence. π
20.04.2025 17:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Best deal Adams made in his tenure. If he doesn't re-sign McLeod it will be a stunningly bad outcome, more so if Norris doesn't show 70 game durability. Go Sabres.
18.04.2025 17:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Escaped is a good word. BUF badly outplayed in the final 10 mins of 2nd. PK has been very good so far.
16.04.2025 00:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hope he's back in time for Finals!
16.04.2025 00:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I watch every televised sporting event on Mute. It's so much better.
16.04.2025 00:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If they couldn't even come away from the Kulich hit w at least an interference call, they have no business officiating above ECHL
13.04.2025 00:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good for Dahlin cross checking Verhaege. Their top guys need to be marked if our top line C gets a cheap shot. I dislike this aspect of the game but, hey....
13.04.2025 00:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dahlin is so gd good β€οΈπ¦¬βοΈ
12.04.2025 22:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I can't believe they didn't score there. Stunning.
12.04.2025 22:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump thinks iPhones should be made in America. Apple says it would take years to build factories, and even longer to find thousands of Kentucky 12-year-olds smart enough to work in them.
08.04.2025 21:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Don't ask me where he finds the time for senior club golf tournaments in-between bodybuilding competitions
06.04.2025 01:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Great effort by Benson
06.04.2025 00:12 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Shaping up like a Craig Anderson situation all over again. Go Sabres βοΈ
05.04.2025 15:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Saw 'Accountant 2' ... After Accountant 1 didn't want to cheat on my tax return!!
05.04.2025 13:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I count 3 odd man rushes for OTT so far. Reimer outstanding so far
01.04.2025 23:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hooters filed for Chapter 36D bankruptcy.
01.04.2025 14:00 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Hope you're manifesting it into existence w NHL level hot streaks for Ostlund
31.03.2025 19:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I follow my urologist on social media.
DikDok.
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It's a TV show where Google CEO Sundar Pichai discusses my Incognito Mode browser history and Elon Musk shares Social Security numbers
30.03.2025 16:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Video killed the radio star.
Now it needs to do something about the podcasters.
Happy Opening Day to Major League Baseball and Hallmark Christmas Movie Season
27.03.2025 15:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A Sabres player wearing #24 getting a goal. Nice to see. π
26.03.2025 00:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Agreed. I mean, what was in the Gilbert section of the video? Calgary highlights?
25.03.2025 23:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0