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@chrisdolancomedy.bsky.social

Writer. Comic. Borderline boomer. Here to make jokes and not much else. Oscar winner Kate Winslet touched me multiple times but never spoke a word to me. True story.

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Florida raised the legal age for smoking & vaping to 21, angering thousands of 20-year-old Florida high school students.

18.05.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is just frustrated because Melania hasn't wrapped her legs 'round his velvet rims or strapped her hands across his engines in 20 years.

16.05.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats on the move. I'll miss seeing you on the Sabres beat. Thanks for everything & all the best to you. Go Sabres. Go Bills.

08.05.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is cronyism at its worst. Dude didn't want to be here as a player. The fan reaction to this is as bad as any organizational move I've seen. This smacks of desperation by Adams. Go Sabres

08.05.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When the Adderall lets you down.

26.04.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tesla profits drop 71%.

They're calling it the Electric Slide.

22.04.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Somebody out there gets 4 servings from a pint of Ben & Jerry's.

Somebody. Not me.

21.04.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The ol' non-vote-of-confidence. 😐

20.04.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Best deal Adams made in his tenure. If he doesn't re-sign McLeod it will be a stunningly bad outcome, more so if Norris doesn't show 70 game durability. Go Sabres.

18.04.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Escaped is a good word. BUF badly outplayed in the final 10 mins of 2nd. PK has been very good so far.

16.04.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope he's back in time for Finals!

16.04.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I watch every televised sporting event on Mute. It's so much better.

16.04.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If they couldn't even come away from the Kulich hit w at least an interference call, they have no business officiating above ECHL

13.04.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good for Dahlin cross checking Verhaege. Their top guys need to be marked if our top line C gets a cheap shot. I dislike this aspect of the game but, hey....

13.04.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dahlin is so gd good β€οΈπŸ¦¬βš”οΈ

12.04.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't believe they didn't score there. Stunning.

12.04.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump thinks iPhones should be made in America. Apple says it would take years to build factories, and even longer to find thousands of Kentucky 12-year-olds smart enough to work in them.

08.04.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don't ask me where he finds the time for senior club golf tournaments in-between bodybuilding competitions

06.04.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great effort by Benson

06.04.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shaping up like a Craig Anderson situation all over again. Go Sabres βš”οΈ

05.04.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw 'Accountant 2' ... After Accountant 1 didn't want to cheat on my tax return!!

05.04.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I count 3 odd man rushes for OTT so far. Reimer outstanding so far

01.04.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hooters filed for Chapter 36D bankruptcy.

01.04.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hope you're manifesting it into existence w NHL level hot streaks for Ostlund

31.03.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I follow my urologist on social media.

DikDok.

(..gotta go..)
#DadJokes

31.03.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's a TV show where Google CEO Sundar Pichai discusses my Incognito Mode browser history and Elon Musk shares Social Security numbers

30.03.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Video killed the radio star.

Now it needs to do something about the podcasters.

28.03.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Opening Day to Major League Baseball and Hallmark Christmas Movie Season

27.03.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A Sabres player wearing #24 getting a goal. Nice to see. πŸ˜‰

26.03.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed. I mean, what was in the Gilbert section of the video? Calgary highlights?

25.03.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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