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Jesse Friedman

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Marketer. Avid home cook. Etymology nerd. Dad. Dad joke teller. #pdx

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Buddy Cianci had the hurricane barriers closed so his upriver entrance on a dinghy to a riverside event would go more smoothly or something. Almost caused a failure of the adjacent power plant that relies on the flow of the Providence River.

07.08.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please be more accurate in your social posts. No *downtown* bridges would survive.

06.08.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And they run so frequently! I also love the Seabus.

03.08.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Coal, Fuck, Marry

31.07.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The obvious solution is to click on a business on that street and see the address, duh

31.07.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, the earthquake that caused it was only three hours ago...

30.07.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My daughter's ukulele teacher was Mr. Uecker.

29.07.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chuck Schumer is a complete sentence.

25.07.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But he probably got the bro-pack's

18.07.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

trying to come up with a joke about a John Hancock...

18.07.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To be VERY CLEAR this is said with sadness.

03.07.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy fucking 249th birthday tomorrow, America.

03.07.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah, lolita is a thing having to do with a certain style of dress. Has nothing to do with Nabokov as far as I can tell.

28.06.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know very well that most people aren't thinking very deeply about that sort of thing. They're chasing convenience. Blaming the potential victim helps nobody.

28.06.2025 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the aggregation of that data that's the scary part, among other things.

28.06.2025 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In reply to the first screenshot: I'm noticing a trend where non-genAI stuff is leaning into the term ML to differentiate.

27.06.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Car insurance renewal notice just came. Lemonade breaks out the price per car:

2013 Toyota Prius is going up ~20%, both for base rate and per-mile cost
2018 Chrysler Pacific base rate is going up ~10% but the per-mile cost is going down a tenth of a penny

This is due to tariffs, right?

26.06.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

26.06.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I could scare one up, like "the Muslim-American president" when referring to a corporation's boss, to disambiguate from the "American president," but this is certainly an artificial edge case. I could always do "the company's president, who is Muslim American," and just avoid the issue.

25.06.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even when the hyphen serves a purely grammatical, clarifying role? I'm not gonna put pedantry over identity, though: if the folks described by these compound adjectives find the hyphen minimizing, them I'm happy to yeet it.

25.06.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Sigh. Sarcasm online often goes over my head.

25.06.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Disagreeing isn't the same as being disagreeable.

25.06.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Come now, we can be kind here.

25.06.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I disagree. Compound adjectives are generally hyphenated. Like "real-time info" versus "get the info in real time." It's not a comment on the relationships of various overlapping identities, simply a convention to reduce grammatical ambiguity.

25.06.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Right! Man, I gotta bring my A-game (and "a" game) to a no-edits-allowed grammar chat.

25.06.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah. So, I refreshed myself on grammar and I agree, for a different reason. If it's a compound adjective, hyphenate: Muslim-American mayor. If it's a noun, don't: he is Muslim American.

25.06.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Is loser an adjective modifying idiot, or is it a compound identity of being a loser and an idiot like Zohran is a Muslim-American?

25.06.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I'm not defending the headline, but the relevance of the topic. "Trump big mad that his Truths (sic) aren't binding on sovereign nations" would be more accurate.

24.06.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Counterpoint: if the commander in chief of the world's most powerful military is deciding to pulverize lives based on vibes and fortune-cookie-length messages, it's really worth understanding and GETTING CONGRESS TO FUCKING DO SOMETHING TO REIN HIM IN

24.06.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Map from FlightAware showing a flight from Doha to Tbilisi, which would have traveled over western Iran, instead making a C shape over Saudi Arabia, Egyps, and Turkey.

Map from FlightAware showing a flight from Doha to Tbilisi, which would have traveled over western Iran, instead making a C shape over Saudi Arabia, Egyps, and Turkey.

The flight on June 12 was 2 hours, 51 minutes. On June 14, it was 5 hours, 35 minutes.

The flight on June 12 was 2 hours, 51 minutes. On June 14, it was 5 hours, 35 minutes.

One relatively minor consequence of the Iran-Israel conflict is the wide berths flights have to take to avoid missles. This flight from Qatar to Georgia traveled more than double the normal distance, turning a sub-3-hour flight into a 5.5-hour one. www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...

20.06.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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