Jollee Jaryn^-^

randomly thinking about how absurd it is that in high school i was 5'9 and 115lb yet literally no girl contrived an elaborate scheme to get me to transition. cisnormativity is so fucked up.

puberty is just a transition u can’t consent to so everybody on hrt is detrans if u think about it

Kristi Noem incorrectly defined habeas corpus as the president’s right to deport people. Huh? That’s… not even close.

marx rotating in his grave like a rotisserie chicken upon the utterance of the phrase "marxist pope"

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

you write poetry for the woman of your dreams, together in love and beauty with you for time undetermined;

i write poetry for a woman who spoke to me once in passing two weeks ago and who has caused a yearnful ache in my chest and squirming knots in my tummy every day since

we are not the same.

people who are all in on "Fetterman only became an asshole because of his stroke" have forgotten to ask a crucial scientific question: was he an asshole before his stroke too? do we have any proof that, for example, he used to not be an asshole about Gaza? these are important questions to ask!

me, queueing up Tales of Ba Sing Se last night:
"i'm gonna hold it together. yes it's sad, but i'm eating ice cream rn and i am NOT gonna be a caricature of an emotional woman"

also me, after the first four chords of "Leaves from the Vine" play in the marketplace:
"😢😢WAHHUGHBLAHHAHHHUUUUUUHHH😭😭"

Especially worth noting that the Communists were looking poised to win the first elections post Soviet collapse and Clinton decided that was unacceptable and actively interfered in the Russian elections.

maybe he shouldn't have put his face there

i had some kid explain to me what a tr*nny was in 6th grade bc he called me that (with endearment, i think??) and i had no clue what he was talking about lmao

Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.

Barack Obama if he was gay:

"uhhh, let me be queer"

What do you call humans being kidnapped and sent to another country to be imprisoned in shackles and forced to perform intense physical labor while living in horrid conditions under the threat of daily physical violence and rape?

Open a history book. You can do it. I believe in you.

*hands you a cat ear knuckle-buster and a hello kitty baseball bat*

go wild girl :3

we love campus free speech. we need to let weird middle aged freaks go to the center of campus to yell at students about how they are faggots. but the second students start saying controversial things like “children shouldn’t be bombed” we must deport them

Let’s see what motivates this guy to join DOG…oh

The feminine urge to rip his bones out and make a nice stew

TikTok Ban Fueled by Israel, Not China Congressional insiders spill the beans on how the law was passed

Senator Mark Warner spills the beans about "the real story" of how the TikTok ban went down. Turns out, its passage had more to do with the Gaza war than China. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/tiktok-ban...

If you thought it wasn’t possible—well, here we are. Musk pulled $80 million in funding authorized by Congress straight from NYC’s bank account. The federal government took the funds and called it a “clawback” of taxpayer money. A lot of others would simply call it stealing.

Liberalism is voting and consumption and nothing else

i just tried to buy eggs at Giant and the roaming googly-eyed robot shot me execution style and dragged my body to the front of the store where they displayed my body on a sacrificial alter

TO THE YOUNG WHO WANT TO DIE Sit down. Inhale. Exhale. The gun will wait. The lake will wait. The tall gall in the small seductive vial will wait will wait: will wait a week: will wait through April. You do not have to die this certain day. Death will abide, will pamper your postponement. I assure you death will wait. Death has a lot of time. Death can attend to you tomorrow. Or next week. Death is just down the street; is most obliging neighbor; can meet you any moment. You need not die today. Stay here - through pout or pain or peskyness. Stay here. See what the news is going to be tomorrow. Graves grow no green that you can use. Remember, green's your color. You are Spring.

On the days I am about to give up, this Gwendolyn Brooks poem gives me an anchor.

a cartoon character says everything 's terrible ALT: a cartoon character says everything 's terrible

Everything’s terrible

idk what you're talking about. i cry about myself at least twice a day

lmao at how Schumer's version of "act inmediately" is to start writing new legislation

they're *breaking existing laws* and Chuck's like "you know what will stop them? new laws"

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Billionaire Elon Musk has stated that work is underway to shut down the U.S. foreign aid agency, USAID. Officials have been instructed not to report to work and have been locked out of the building.