Dee Evelyn

Dee's wood burner on the allotment

First 2026 fire in the wood burner

Cans and Rich Dawson, could be a lot worse tbh

You got this ❤️❤️❤️

Thank you Elise x

Hawthorn leaves starting to appear and some beautiful blossoms in the hedges and gardens on my postie route today, it's definitely spring.

Managed to have a little sit and a coffee with my colleague too

Hope this job works out 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Had voice therapy again today, my resting point has gone up by almost a whole tone, resting around G3.

Did some very basic singing exercises and I could do them, just.

I may sing properly again some day

Bodies and brains can both fuck off

The Mirabel blossom has started, I knew it wouldn't be long 🥰🥰🥰

People say "be gay do crimes" but when its Peter Mandelson you're all suddenly opposed are you

Also sometimes happens midway through having sex with someone

ACAB includes the cooker from A Grand Day Out

ACAB includes the cooker from A Grand Day Out

Oh god Nikki I'm sorry that's so awful of them, it really sounds like you haven't done anything wrong and they're just being an arsehole

Sometimes you think transition isn't working and then you look at photos from 2 years ago and realise you've become your own sister

These on a thickly buttered cob

Oh god that song.

That fucking SONG

I know a good one of those near coxbench

Two hot dykes getting stuck into a brace of creamy fucking pints.

The girls (me and @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social) are on the stout the neet

Primroses with dew

First primroses on Firs Estate Allotments, Derby

Hotels are best

No space on my chest sadly, I'm sure you'll get plenty of volunteers though

New idea for a chest tattoo, gothic font, 24pt size -

"A Trans Woman Pissed Here And Nothing Bad Happened"

New idea for a chest tattoo, gothic font, 24pt size -

"A Trans Woman Pissed Here And Nothing Bad Happened"

"synthetic marijuana"

Spice, mamba etc

Lab made marijuana substitutes, usually sprayed on herbs or inert greenery so you can skin up with it like proper weed.

Awful shit, had some in a vape once, felt like to weed what Quorn is to meat. Bad vibes

Primrose flowers with dew on them

Spring blessings to you all, the first primroses have bloomed on the allotments!

We saw frogs in the pond and the Mirabel plum tree is about to bloom with tiny white blossom any day now and the world is stirring again

❤️

Love messaging on Instagram and it just doesn't deliver messages from the other person despite me getting a notification that briefly shows the message.

Such a dogshit app and so many of my tattoo friends literally rely on it for a living

No one tells you this as a kid

He would also send us out to the (Italian) ice cream man when we were very small with a bowl for a big slice of ice cream and he'd make us say "my grandad says to give us extra because he could have shot you in the war"

In case this was in danger getting too schmaltzy and pastoral

My grandad would always say "manners..." very quietly after he burped.

Also if we were ever out and about at the end of the day and you got a waft of cooking when passing a house he'd say very reverently "someone's tea smells nice"

Which I now say too

Damn dog it's almost like the supreme court really wants to be the last stop for legal judgement in this country and is setting up multiple conflicts with the ECHR to be used later to amplify the clamour to drop the ECHR and by extension the ECtHR or sutin

But what do I know I'm just a dumb t slur