Scott Matla

This is every high school football offensive line coach

With the NHL season underway this is a reminder that it is always "Fuck Buccigross" hours on this account

Let’s see what my hometown AHL club is up to….

Ah well then

Vinzenz Rohrer scores a solo goal as he intercepts the puck and then sends the defender and goalie up in the stands to buy hot dogs (as we say in Sweden).

Can someone dub like Phish or some Dead over this?

When you get to make a headline like this

Mate, I’d boo Christ if he played on a rival team

And yet your team couldn’t wait to get off the ice and leave it to the Habs to salute the fans that were there

What a fucking baby

That’s Julian from Trailer Park Boys

Wedding in 19 days, haven’t even started writing my vows

Pic related

Losing Blais hurts the Rocket in a big way, but basically opens the door for Florian Xhekaj and Owen Beck to be top call up options

McDavid left money on the table so his team could go out and get more pieces I’m sure

Which makes it all the funnier that the Bowman will likely spend it on the dumbest possible option

Never wear these fuckass jerseys again

The secondary is embarrassing and I lived through Green Bay starting Ladarius Gunter

Absolutely abysmal

This defense reeks of first round playoff exit

Security didn’t even try to slow him down!

That dude hauled ass to get away with that football lmao

Hey man you wanna see a penalty flag?

Cool, here's five

Genuinely unwatchable football being played

Begging Joe Brady to stop over-complicating this offense

Jerseys are cursed, burn them at halftime and come out in the Reds

Just give James Cook the ball, this is not rocket science

Truly I’m so glad to not know what dumb shit is happening

Honest to god if you’re annoying I’ve just muted or blocked you into the void and it’s great

Block lists? Elite, use them

Neutral Zone Milk Hotel

I hope Boone never leaves tbh

Well...Fuck the Yankees lmao

Sure the Sox lost but it's better than getting our dicks kicked in like this

I’ve never seen Mean Girls

Get fucked on Burnley, fuck Ben Mee and Up the Villa

By gawd he’s gone and done it again!