scorch forever

none of the hey man nice shot memes are anyway near as mean as this lmao

And more specifically, the FAA had such little faith in the testing that they unilaterally made the call so no one could overrule them

He only thinks this is true because every person that has to interact with him wants to know his address so they can mail dog shit to him.

Including medical transport basically makes any major injury in west Texas a death sentence. Luckily oil fields are known for never having serious injury risks.

This is fucking wild. The nearest “major” airport is 4 hours away in Albuquerque so there’s not even an easy move to make for travelers.

Idk if this is a cause or effect but it feels like there are way fewer kid friendly places to exist in than the 90s

Her entire last shot she looked like she was trying not to laugh at how easy this was for her

Team USA can’t not choke away curling gold medals smh

you shouldn’t be allowed to post on social media if you’d fall for a wallet inspector scam

the actual Republican parents who support the politicians pushing for this think the effort and money they spent parenting are wasted if their kids turn out different from them.

You eliminate that possibility by eliminating the public existence of other kinds of people.

If I can’t get there by train or car don’t invite me

Needing supervision to go to a bus stop at that age is WILD. Like damn how do you expect your kid to function if you treat them like that

Gf’s kid is 6 and the difference in how we handle park/playground time (go play and let us talk) vs other parents following their kids around every step of the way is wild

One is basically a carbon copy of every previous Dem race in Texas and maybe kinda sorta the brain child of Andrew Cuomo lackey Lis Smith. The other is based on Texas having one of the lowest voter turnout rates in the country.

I need the primaries to get here quick just so I can stop seeing *very serious people* giving their *very serious takes* about a Texas Senate race featuring two candidates who have been extremely clear are pursuing different strategies.

The essential mission of the Church being to hide Nazi gold, obviously.

STOP MAKING TALL BURGERS YOU’RE RUINING THE BURGER EATING EXPERIENCE

He’s also the guy who had an affair with a staffer, who just coincidentally died by dousing herself with gas and lighting herself on fire which is totally plausible and not at all suspicious

The ESPN broadcast is comical at this point. “I mean yeah technically Boston committed a foul but the refs shouldn’t be calling it against my special boys”

If there's one benefit from all the Republican criminality and corruption it's that you never have to treat them like good faith interlocutors again. Every currently living Trump accomplice should be treated at most to a reflexive "Eat Shit" for life, and that's better than they deserve

it’s most obvious photoshopped/ai’d photo ever and yet people are treating it as real? like, we can just admit that while still saying cool photo hell yeah brother

Someone please explain what stops any regional sports network like YES or MSG from offering their own out of market streaming subscription?

love to make it harder for fans to watch games

Quite literally there is zero difference between a union leader endorsing a politician pushing anti labor policies and a steelworker in the 1880s ratting out his coworkers to Pinkertons.

Some union leaders work harder to undermine unions than any robber baron of the gilded age ever did goddamn

So you’re telling me the Knicks shaved a million off the cap, upgraded their guard depth, AND didn’t give up any rotation pieces? Brock Aller is a god amongst men.

man if i got beaten up by a bunch of random emo teens in Buda, Texas I think I'd never leave my house again

You gotta pull the trigger at 11:59:59pm from a far enough distance that it will take longer than 1 second to impact in order to override the time loop with physics

Unless he’ll be announcing he’s dropping from the kid rock maga fest as part of it, I wouldn’t hold my breath the statement will be a good one.

I do wonder if the success of any blue wave in Texas is dependent on a laser focus on schools given the generation that benefited from Ann Richards is now in prime position to 1) be a fully engaged voter and 2) have kids directly impacted by the current GOP push to kill public education.