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you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones

I got a blowout today and I've been protecting it with my life. Drove to the store with a shower cap on my head like my grandmother

Mike saying you can control type 1 diabetes with a diet because he didn't want a child with diabetes is WILD. Dumb ass

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I know I'm not truly from Denver, but just going there once, I was HIGHLY surprised to see some of the worst people on this season of Love is Blind. The transphobia, homophobia, fatphobia, and ablesim is far too high. What are we doing here

It’s happened to all of us? Speak for yourself Cris. I have never fumbled the ball in the National Football League.

Can you guys believe that haveing a saurkraut hot dog, fries, pumpkin cider, and funnel cake would do crazy damage to my gut? My body is a hater sometimes 😒

Sparkle (ugh) Megan on Love is Blind looks like the type of white woman who might do some light defrauding all so she can maintain her lifestyle you know what i mean

Time to touch up that CV brother GG’s

a BIG ass raccoon staring in my apartment with its face just about pressed against the glass door

bro go away

i believe there are about a hundred and fifty million people like me who would pay $17 to watch benicio del toro as sergio st. carlos plan and execute a tight sunday costco run before he has to man the barbecue after his niece's afternoon soccer game (run time: 2 hours 20 minutes)

I would say travel agent but people don't use them much anymore so that

Who has a job for me where I can help people with planning stuff like routines or trips and share information (not mental health focuse) but I get to make my own hours and travel possibly? Form an orderly queue everyone

Congratulations to PTA for director driving in a way that gave me motion sickness 5 stars

Now Seated For: One Battle After Another #filmsky

Slapping your hands like a seal after eating something yummy

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Could she possibly be a virgin? Or just really bad at writing any with depth? Either way this is fascinating to me

Are those real Taylor Swift lyrics lmao. It's giving 40 Year-old Virgin when he said he totally had sex and a woman's breast felt like sand

I guess CTE is sexually transmitted???

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I never related to the ADHD stereotype of needing coffee or caffeine because even a small amount of caffeniated beverages overload my nervous system but then I just realized today that I've always intensely craved chocolate and cocoa since a little kid and that has caffeine in it. So!!

I was avoiding ballet for a few weeks because I had some tendinitis but I did a little barre in the living room yesterday and now it's gone? And my body feels way better? I hate when excercise fixes my life 😒

if you see groups of women my exact age and demographic out on the street asking if you're a swiftie and if you'd like to talk about the new album, just give them a friendly no thanks and keep it moving. it's a big holiday for them

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eddie from frasier on the easy chair with his tongue sticking out

my favorite actor isn't even human

Great command of the language on display here

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Do they just dump a pound of ginger in Trader Joe's ginger beer because i thought it was the end for me today folks

45 minutes in and the negative stereotypes of Iranians and Muslims is wild! Sorry that happened to you Betty but this was not the way to portray this

Haha I looked that up just now, I guess that's karma. The negative stereotypes are far too high already

Bats the cat laying on my feet as we sit on the couch

I didn't feel like doing anything for awhile and Bats agreed

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*Me seeing Alfred Molina cast as an Iranian man*