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The movie Signs is good if you don't think about it for more than 3 seconds

Realized I had two glasses of water on the nightstand because of the Inattention, and that reminded me of the movie 'Signs'. And now I'm just annoyed about that movie all over again

Excited to be part of this project! Can't wait for everyone to hear it

a cartoon character holding a pink pillow with a face on it . ALT: a cartoon character holding a pink pillow with a face on it .

What it feels like to wash my naturally curly/coily hair after it has been blown out straight:

Bats the cat sitting behind an amp with wires draped over his body

The wires bring him comfort

Every city in America should shut down its Main Street every weekend and play jazz and let you have a glass of wine

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*

This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

I only accept it as hard seltzer because I don't believe alcohol should taste good. Otherwise I am Not A Fan

jimmy fallon going back in time to interview baby hitler

I always forget that Lilith's scamming little brother is played by Michael Keaton on Frasier. Perfect casting for a real son of a bitch

I need a jingle to help remind myself of this. Something like: "you got no fever but still feeling hot? / The period train a- coming and it's the next stop"

two women are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing a white shirt and tie ALT: two women are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing a white shirt and tie

I personally enjoy the PMS times where I'm befallen with not an actual sickness or injury but a secret third thing that feels like a flu but no actual symptoms and then magically disappears right before the period.

YouTube video by katbutler33 Rick Steves fan cam (Crash - Charli xcx)

I spent much of last weekend catching up on recent letters from fans. Kathleen included a link to a video she created that shows the joy of travel (from my often-goofy POV), and I just had to share it with all of you. It reminds me how much we travelers have to be thankful for. Happy travels!

I'm finding it's not that common except for people I know, apparently lol! That's cool, though, you get to actually celebrate it! All of my cats have been found on the streets 😂

Lmaoooo it's exactly this. Two people are just here for answers and followed by the most hate-filled person who wants to throw the person who asks questions off a bridge. Then, 15 comments down is the answer with 2 likes

Yes that's right! Good point. I can't imagine this is very common

Awww Chester! That's a good point, the people that know must be very knowledgeable about that cat. So many litters that I have known about have been "i happened upon this litter of kittens in the forest!" Lol

I could see Pretzel as a Pisces! Sleeping and dreaming the day away

It's wild to me that people know their cat's birthday. Every cat I have ever known was found by accident

My favorite is when it’s 2 months old and two of the replies are “Same for me lol” and the third is “You complete fucking rube. You onion brained asshole. Log off.”

The episode of Frasier where he's asking his listeners for a missing tape of his show and they're calling in to say they don't know but go on to lament about stuff they have lost is like asking a question on reddit. People do not know the answer but commenting "That happened to me once." Unhelpful

the scene from Futurama where hermes is on the roof and says “I’m going to jump!” and fry, below, says “Do a flip!” for no particular reason

I don't know, do we give cats too much credit??

(plato leaves and closes a big heavy hatch behind him after serving us dinner in his cave)
YOU: hey... you guys ever wonder where he g—
ME: shhhh!!!!! some us are trying to watch this!!!

I long believed that gambling should be made entirely legal, that the profits should be brought into the legitimate world and taxed, & now, with even more data I further conclude: fuck that I was wrong. Make gambling illegal again. Let the mob have gambling, it was better that way

You ever be living too high on the hog and think, "damn i need a vegetable or my body will shut down?" 😂😂😂