@m4ttso.bsky.social
Why fuck off shit.
I say what I like.
14.02.2026 13:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT YELLOW THING IN THE SKY?!?!
14.02.2026 12:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Didn’t get my gf a dozen red roses for Valentine’s Day as she only likes the hazelnut in caramel ones.
13.02.2026 21:48 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I’ve made a song which I’m confident could be an hit in Azerbaijan.
10.02.2026 21:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Doesn’t feel very Christmassy.
10.02.2026 12:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Starting with the distribution manager at Harlequin Kitchen!! 😤🤬😡🇬🇧 #coyi
08.02.2026 15:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 064 Zoo Lane.
07.02.2026 21:33 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Show me something more perfect. You can’t x
06.02.2026 09:53 — 👍 430 🔁 131 💬 20 📌 5I know you don’t want to but now you’re imagining what Jacob Rees-Mogg’s cum face looks like.
You’re welcome.
Parakeet on wire between 2 trees like an Angry Bird about to catapult itself at the evil pigs
Some pigs are about to get their house fucked up for stealing all the eggs
05.02.2026 08:44 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0“Temporary accommodation”
03.02.2026 22:45 — 👍 31 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson Go to hell you woke Virtue-signaling race-baiting Anti-science postmodern neo-Marxist Clickbait disseminating Bastards Pop Base @PopBase • 12h Today is Elmo's birthday. He turns 3½ years old every year.
It's Elmo's birthday
03.02.2026 17:58 — 👍 9273 🔁 1488 💬 465 📌 328I don’t think Vincent Van Gogh really had a mate called “Colour-changing Hugh”. I reckon Don McLean made it up.
03.02.2026 09:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Might have a nap.
02.02.2026 22:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🥹
#RIPMoira
Same. You just know that The Karen comments on FB. She’d defend ICE.
28.01.2026 20:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s fascinating. Quite harrowing but not horrible.
28.01.2026 20:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Watching #ThePerfectNeighbor on Netflix. Let me tell you this part got me right in the feels.
28.01.2026 19:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Whitney has gone. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to
u. Really cant believe this. @
#potterythrowdown
Statistically, West Ham united have been the best team in the world this weekend.
25.01.2026 18:31 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Just did a massive shit and sealed it in a Mason jar. Dm me if you’re interested in buying.
No weirdos!
YAAAS. New Bridgerton starts later this month!
24.01.2026 23:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Poke your list up your arse.
24.01.2026 16:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Oh are you winning?
24.01.2026 15:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No it’s strawberry jam. From Heston’s cookbook
24.01.2026 15:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Strawberry.
24.01.2026 15:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Salmon and jam.
24.01.2026 15:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wanted to make a salmon and jam sandwich but I’ve run out of cress.
#Sad.
