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It’s all good. Just had a slight penis reduction.

That massage. I would have smothered her!

There is no fucking pleasing that Leigh.

What did all your guests eat?

Still dead. Thanks for asking.

56 years ago today three men chiselled their names into the annals of history: Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and the other one.

Don’t wish to arouse but I’ve changed my stockings and dressings.

That SPOOKed me.

Went downhill after Bamber.

I need to nap because I’m well fat.

"where do you see yourself in ten years' time?"

This is where I post from

Yeah. It’s why I look sexy at all times.

We all beg to differ. You’ve got the face for lots of makeup x

I am going to have a motherfucking cup of peppermint tea.

#StopTalkingAboutEpstein.

He’d never be that cool.

YAAAAAAASSSS! Monday night quiz night is back on BBC2.

I’m up for anywhere with oysters tbh. I’ll keep you posted x

Agora. No idea on dates. I could be looking 6-8 weeks recovery.

I really wanna try oyster happy hour in Borough. £1 an oyster 6-8 I think. But probably FISH after or that restaurant you like.

We’re all going for dinner when I’m fit x

It’s made it worse tbh.

Can you give it a few weeks? Then maybe do it naked.

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Hello.

I reckon it’s because of the people.

Of course you will.

#Simpletons

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It was supposed to be a simple circumcision but the doctor said “I can’t operate. There’s no end to this prick”

That’s a picture. The telly was a decent size Tbf.

I’m ok thanks, Diddy x