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Duuuuuuude the internet was so sick

23.07.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

remove your head from your ass

11.07.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Waterloo really that good huh? Saw it at the store but was skeptical

11.07.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

parenting a one year old is just playing a RPG where he inflicts +1 psychic damage on me, repeatedly, all day long, and I have to constantly buff myself with potions (small treats) so I don’t succumb to full insanity

11.07.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
FUCK DA GOVERMENT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

FUCK DA GOVERMENT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

FUCK DHS FUCK ICE - dashare.zone ADMIN

10.07.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 819    πŸ” 178    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 15

having one of those days where taking a single step feels like hiking a mountain

08.07.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there’s 10k people in my neighborhood FB group and someone asked where they could buy fireworks yesterday and no one responded πŸ˜‚

05.07.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

much like everyone, i am currently β€œgoing through it”

02.07.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

James Bond has killed himself in a hotel room in Peru. A lifetime of pointless adventures and one night stands had left him a deeply unfulfilled person.

04.06.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

every day I inch closer to the full embodiment of Pagliacci

01.06.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

video tech blasting that video wall at 100% inside a Hilton conference room Hell yeah brother

23.05.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I suspect that part of why AI is so popular among a certain class of people is that most white collar jobs are about 5% real work and 95% busywork to justify the job’s existence. If you know the memo is a waste of everyone’s time including your own then why not have computer write it

23.05.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 448    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

oh so that's why that thing happened

21.05.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh shit I’m reactivating

11.05.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[rolling down my window at a stoplight]

where’d ya learn to drive, pal? Dum-Dum school? Idiot University? Kindergarten for Ding Dongs? Moron Montessori? Poo Poo Brain Preschool?

05.05.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god that’s his real head

28.04.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really happy the weather is getting nicer, hoping for some good walks this summer

21.04.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really enjoyed getting into cooking in lockdown. Sometimes making dinner is truly the best part of my day haha

21.04.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trying to force myself to read more instead of scrolling.

Also I do enjoy the vibe of just dicking around in my lighting software for fun

21.04.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Autism has always existed. Autistic people have always been here. Most haven’t been visible.

Until recently, we only ever noticed the very visible and high needs cases.

It is not an epidemic. Anyone who says otherwise is on a one way trip to the Bad Place forever.

21.04.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe this is a little dumb but would any of you like to share things that you are doing that feel good to you rn? Like your hobbies and stuff that’s currently bringing you joy? Currently having a hard time finding an outlet and would love to hear yours

21.04.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

just a reminder you can write me in for pope

21.04.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what does it say about daily life when I have a specific fantasy about being locked inside a quiet dark room with some books and food (jail but nice)

19.04.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The targeting of autism in particular by these ghouls is especially cowardly & small b/c you’re freaking out about a neurotype that is characterized by being hypersensitive to injustice & hypocrisy so basically they see through your bullshit so you call them β€œsick.”

16.04.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
A BLACK TSHRIT "WHAT IS JAZZ" WITH 2 SKELATON'S PLAYING SAXAPHONE - THERE JUST HONKING BUT ITS BAD ASS, THERE PLAYING RIFFS LIKE METAL, AND NOW YOUR TELLING ME THERE MAKING THIS SHIT UP AS THEY GO?????????? - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A BLACK TSHRIT "WHAT IS JAZZ" WITH 2 SKELATON'S PLAYING SAXAPHONE - THERE JUST HONKING BUT ITS BAD ASS, THERE PLAYING RIFFS LIKE METAL, AND NOW YOUR TELLING ME THERE MAKING THIS SHIT UP AS THEY GO?????????? - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

WHAT IS JAZZ - TSHRIT BY dashare.zone - dashare.zone ADMIN

16.04.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 389    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

Oh shit now I’m only half of the pervert I was

16.04.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The dad on Bluey is hot

16.04.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

at 35 I am a pro at accidentally snorting my own hair up my nose

15.04.2025 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God damn the vibes continue to be ass

13.04.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hot take: mario kart hasn’t been fun since Double Dash

11.04.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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