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@complicatedmonkey.bsky.social

Carbon based, mostly harmless.

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Latest posts by complicatedmonkey.bsky.social on Bluesky

Bill Maher-a-Lago.
Begone.

13.04.2025 12:01 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I'll believe a corporation is a person when Texas executes one.

08.04.2025 15:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#Whiskeyleaks

03.04.2025 17:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Call him Mr. Kegbreath.

27.03.2025 12:12 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Blue Sky - the Internet's 59th best kept secret.

20.03.2025 14:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"Tariffs are what plants crave "

05.03.2025 14:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"I have not NOT had sexual relations with this couch."

01.03.2025 18:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please don't email HR@opm.gov & send Elon photos of your meals or cat, or lists of random things.

...unless you want to.

24.02.2025 16:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's a fact.

22.02.2025 17:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wasn't there a Revolutionary War about this? I swear, I read about it a couple of times. And the USA haven't shut up about it for a loooong time...
Must be the DMT.

22.02.2025 17:00 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Like cocaine at a party for Freddie Mercury. Tasteful.

18.02.2025 18:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's putting it mildly.

16.02.2025 20:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

King Crimson - Red.

15.02.2025 21:53 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Prefer "DONE".

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Happy:
Black history
Black present
Black future
Black love
Black joy
Black health
Black healing
Black people
Black community
Black family
Black kids
Black culture
Black creativity
Black ingenuity
Black legacy
Black innovation
Black liberation
Black resistance
Black existence
...month🖤

01.02.2025 14:02 — 👍 48696    🔁 9927    💬 509    📌 253

I travel a silly path. This is the Way. With Waffles.

01.02.2025 01:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

1000cc's of Wheeee! Stat!

31.01.2025 23:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Statue of Liberty was not France's only gift.

31.01.2025 23:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The road to Fascism is lined with people telling you not to overreact.

29.01.2025 18:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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